Wikihood 2/eps/8

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{zoom in on a satelitte in space. Inside are Darlon and Dark Sader.}

DARLON: ...I still don't like the name "League of Evil Counterparts". We'll get much more members if we become the "League of Evil". And the more villains we accumulate, the more likely we are to succeed.

DARK SADER: Until then, I guess we'd better plan some stuff to spread the word of our evil organisation.

DARLON: We could engrave our logo in various places on earth with deadly lasers. Better yet, use dead bodies, the deadly lasers, and the tractor beam to create our logo in various places on earth.

{Pan over to a control panel, with Dark Sader at the controls.}

DARK SADER: I'm on it!

{Cut to London. Everything is quiet, until a ray suddenly strikes Big Ben, and morphs the clock into the LoE logo.}

DARLON: Actually, I thought arranging dead bodies in our logo and engraving our logo in the Himalayas.

{Darlon lays the dead bodies in Russia, and engraves the logo in the Himalayas. Cut to Paris, with the Eiffel Tower bent into half of the logo, with the other half made of bodies. Homestar walks on screen.}

HOMESTAR: Holy crap! That fortune cookie I ate five minutes ago knew the future or something! I'd better write to my congressman about this.

{cut to Strong Bad's basement. Stinkoman K and Strong Sader are watching TV}

STINKOMAN K: {laughs} Wow, this is funnier than the last show I watched!

{Pan to the right to see Strong Sader, covered in bandages and bruises from the last episode.}

STRONG SADER: Yeah, the perfect balance of jokes, immature fart jokes, mature fart jokes and farting!

{Fart from the television. Stinkoman K and Strong Sader laugh hysterically.}

ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this farting to bring you a special report! An unknown organisation is killing, remodeling and farting logoing all over the world!

STINKOMAN K: Wow! They actually found out a way to say that striken out text in the dialouge! How do they do it?!

STRONG SADER: Farting?

STINKOMAN K: Quite possibly.

{an offscreen fart}

STRONG MAD: {offscreen} SOMEBODY HEEELP!!!!

ANNOUNCER: In other news, a fart virus is going around, and all infected are likely to explode.

{Strong Sader explodes.}

STRONG SADER: {Ghost} Darn it!

{Vanhock hangs from the ceiling.}

VANHOCK: Hey guys, did you hear about that Leauge of <what was it again?> Bad?

STRONG BAD: Hey! I'm bad! I'll get Strong Mad and we'll sign up.

VANHOCK: Oh, well, if you need directions, they're in space.

STRONG BAD: This looks like a job for...SPACE CAPTAINFACE AND LIMOZEEN IN SPACE!

{cut to the Space Captainface ship, with to fit Strong Mad. Strong Bad (as Space Captainface) walks on screen.}

"SPACE CAPTAINFACE": Sorry guys. I couldn't get the cartoon versions of Limozeen to come. Because they're cartoons and don't exist. So, it's just Space Captainface and his crew! C'mon! I-I brought the tape recorder!

{The Cheat looks angry.}

"SPACE CAPTAINFACE": Ok, let's just go. Mashin play and launching in three...two...on-

{Cut to the Leauge of Evil, with Strong Bad and Strong Mad from torso up.}

STRONG BAD: That was awesome! We made it! Too bad our costumes burnt up in the atmosphere.

{zoom out, to reveal The Cheat is badly burnt.}

STRONG BAD: ...AND The Cheat's fur burnt up, too. That-that's bad also. Anyway-

STRONG MAD: YOU DIDN'T RECORD THE TRIP!

STRONG BAD: What? Man, not again. {grunts.} Let's just find the Employment center...

{cut to a cardboard box in Strong Badia labeled "EMPLOyMenT!!". Homestar is standing outside and Homsar is inside the box}

HOMSAR: AaAAaAAaAAAaaAaaAaaAAa! You are the neeeewww paper take!

HOMESTAR: Alwight!

{cut back. The trio is walking down the LoE hallway, passing some doors.}

STRONG BAD: Not THAT employment center, Strong Mad. The one for this place!

{The trio stop infront of a door marked "Employment"}

STRONG MAD: THERE IT IS!

{cut inside. A big chair turns around, revealing a robot.}

STRONG BAD: WAARGH! A robot! Needs blue hair...

ROBOT: SCANNING...

{Robot points to Strong Mad, then The Cheat}

ROBOT: You two - in.

{The selected 2 celebrate.}

STRONG BAD: What about me? I'm bad! It's right there in my name! Strong Bad.

{Strong Bad is seized by two security robots and thrown into the airlock. Cut inside.}

STRONG BAD: You can't do this to Space Captainface! I'll have my revenge! {takes out a pair of keys.}

{cut outside, in space. Strong Bad is shot out the airlock into his cardboard spaceship, and flies back to FCUSA. Cut to FCUSA, where nothing is left of his spaceship but ashes. Strong Bad climbs out.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh...I guess I shoulda made my spaceship outta non-flammable material.

{Cut back to Darlon and Dark Sader.}

DARK SADER: Now it's time for peise de reistance! Time to ingrave the logo on THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!

DARLON: <Exuse the zaniness, he is part Strong Sader...> Too bad we drained our excess battery power. Hey, big guy! Cm'here!

{Strong Mad walks in, in a evil coostume.}

DARLON: Pound our logo into the moon.

STRONG MAD: YOU CAN'T POUND CHEESE!

DARLON: Then eat our logo into the moon.

STRONG BAD: {Comes on screen dressed as a villain.} I'll do it!

BUBS: {Dressed as an evil buisnessman.} I'll mine out your logo aand sell the cheese!

DARLON: Strong Bad, I know that's you. Bubs, you can stay. But maintain the evil.

{Darlon presses a button, launching Strong Bad into a tank of sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads.}

STRONG BAD: OH HOLY FRUITS! IT BURNS, BITES AND SUCKS!

DARK SADER: Now that this out of the way, Strong Mad is in the shuttle on his way to the Moon.

DARLON: Good. LEAUGE OF EVIL, ASSEMBLE.

{cut to a conference room, with Darlon sitting in the big chair.}

DARLON: I'd like to thank you all for coming. And by thank, I mean not throw you in the shark pit. First order of business:

BUBS: I'm good at that!

DARLON: Now that we're known, {Darlon gets up and begins walking around.} what's our first act of evil? Suggestions?

DARK SADER: Why don't we mess up the stock market and crash the economy, bringing Western Civilisation to an end.

{A Blue Laser space shuttle smashes through the wall.}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Stop! No one gets to take over the world except us!

{The commander throws a fork, which embeds itself in Dark Sader's eye.}

BUBS: Oh, dag! I'm outta here! {Runs away}

DARLON: ...You don't even flippin' exist. But that dosen't change the fact that you're here. {Darlon presses the button, and Blue Laser Commander is dropped into the shark pit, along with numerous troops.}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, LEIGON OF EVIL!

DARLON: Listen, {takes the fork out of Dark Sader's eye.} I'm all for evil. We are all for accepting you into the Leigon, but you attacked. I'll heel my sharks if you join, along with all your troops.

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CAN I MAKE COSTUMES?

DARLON: Sure. BUT ONLY FOR YOU AND YOUR UNDERLINGS.

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: DEAL!

{cut to FCUSA, Bubs is taking off his evil sunglasses.}

APOC: Hey Bubs.

BUBS: WHAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW I JOINED THE LEGION OF EVI-I mean...DIDN'T join it. So, what will it be, paying customer?

{Stinkoman K slowly creeps up from underneath Bubs and comes up behind him. He then gives Bubs a firm smack in the back of his head, knocking him out}

STINKOMAN K: Now for the evidence. {bends down and takes Bubs's evil glasses} Yes! I got the DNA evidence!

{cut to the basement. Strong Bad is laying on the couch in a near-full body cast with a icepack on his head, watching TV}

STRONG BAD: Ugh...I'll show them...I'll demolish their base! It belong to us! Er-me. I'll get up and do it right-

TELEVISION: "Oh Melissa, I'm sorry that I stabbed your vampire evil twin!"

STRONG BAD: -after this program...

{cut back to the previous scene; Homestar runs onscreen}

HOMESTAR: Oh my cwap! Stinkoman K got the DNA evidence!

{Stinkoman K pokes his head in front of Homestar as Homestar continues talking}

STINKOMAN K: Insert overused "fortune cookie" joke here.

{Homestar is still mumbling in the background}

HOMSAR R.: And yet he keeps on talking...

HOMESTAR: {louder} Blah blah blah...rooba rooba rooba. Blahbity blah fortune cookie...blah. blah blah—

STINKOMAN K: You can shut up now, Homestar!

HOMESTAR: Oh, okay. I'll just go get something to do. At the "Get-Something-To-Do Mart". {leaves}

HOMSAR R.: Soo, you gu-{Voice suddenly changes to Homestar} ys, I totowwy wike marshmallow-{Voice changes back} s. WHAT THE CRAP?!?!

STINKOMAN K: I guess that was just a hiccup in the system, don't worry about it.

CHWOKA: Guys, aren't you at all worried about Scalding Lake turning to ice?

{Cut to the Moon. Strong Mad's shuttle lands. Cut to a NASA style mission control room. Dark Sader has a medical eye patch over his eye.}

DARK SADER: The evil-eagle has landed! Operation "MOOOOOOOOOOON!" is go!

{Stinkoman K slowly creeps up from underneath Dark Sader and comes up behind him. He then gives Dark Sader a firm smack in the back of his head}

STINKOMAN K: It never fails!

{Darlon sneaks up behind HIM with a fire extinguisher, and hits him over the back of the head with it. Cut to Strong Bad's basement two hours later. Stinkoman K, who now has a bandage on his head and Strong Sader, who is now alive again, are watching television.}

STINKOMAN K: {groans} I need a cold one. {gets up and leaves the room}

{Stinkoman K enters the kitchen and is shocked to find a 12 year old kid in the middle of the room.}

HOMSAR R.: Oh my crap! Bubs turned into a dwarf!

KID: Hi! My name is Buttface Larry. Can we be friends?

{Homsar R. back up against a wall, the kid turns into a zombie/demon. It then shows that Homsar R. is having a seziure on the floor. The little kids bites him in the neck, causing blood to fly everywhere. in a few minutes, Homsar R. had died. Zoom out again to show Homsar R. is having another seziure.}

BUTTFACE LARRY: I know just what to do! {Runs over the Homsar R. and farts on him.}

HOMSAR R.'s GHOST: Dude, i'm dead, JUST LIKE STRONG SADER!! AHHHhhHHHH! {Goes insane and kills Larry}

STRONG SADER: Wait! No! He's my cousin!

{Stinkoman K enters the room again}

STINKOMAN K: What just happened? Did a strange plot twist happen?

{Larry farts on Stinkoman K and then implodes on himself.}

{zoom ut, to reveal that all was on a crystal ball.}

PSYCHIC: And that is what will happen if you don't give me $800.

HOMESTAR: {pays Psychic} Wow. thanks for the save, cwazy lady!

{Cut back to the satillite}

DARK SADER: Okay, Strong Mad, begin when I give the mark.

{Strong Bad still in his body cast comes up behind him.}

STRONG BAD: Prepare for the Legion of the BAD!

{Darlon walks up and breaks Strong Bad's neck.}

DARLON: Goodbye, undeterable pest. BRWHAHAHAHA! And now that you're either paralysed or, more likely dead...

{Darlon sets Strong Bad on fire.}

DARLON: Just to make sure you're dead. Heh.

{Blank screen}

NARRATOR: Is this the end of Strong Bad? Will the Leigon of Evil triumph? Will Homestar finally get that fondue pot? Tune in next time to find out!

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