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WILL: This crisis is all your fault! {kicks the computer.}
{cut back to the simulation, everyone except their faces freeze.}
ERIC: Crap. Will, can you hear me?
{Cut to the real world, everybody is trapped on their VR chairs, the computer has a BSOD, and Will is surprisingly insane-looking, rocking back and forth. Eric's real mouth actually is talking to Will.}
STRONG SADER: I wish I was dead...
{Y2K teleports in.}
Y2K: Oh, sorry. Did I do this? Sometimes my powers get out of control and I can't stop them from infecting every system I come across.
ERIC: No, it was Will. Please restart the computer.
Y2K: OK. You know, I thought about using my powers for good. Maybe I can restart your computer and debug it.
ERIC: The computer has no bugs, Will kicked it and it froze, making us trapped on the chairs. PLEASE RESTART THE COMPUTER.
WILL: {regaining sanity} Ok, ok...All I need to do is fix the computer. ERIC, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
ERIC: ...Will. I'm just trapped on the VR chair, I just can't see you.
STRONG SADER: Just restart the computer, Will. We... well, I have faith in you. The force is strong in you, my padawan, use the force and it shall guide you.
Y2K: No, actually, I'll unplug the chairs. {Does so, and everyone is freed from the VR chairs.}
STRONG SADER: Finally! I can scratch my nose. {Scratches his nose and sighs with relief.}
WILL: ...Sorry about that, guys. {kicks it on the other side} There. That should jiggle everything back into place.
{The computer fizzles and sparks. There is a sudden flash of light. The flash dissipates to reveal the computer is broken.}
ERIC: Great, I just got that Pentium 4. Now it's a $1000 doorstop.
HOMESTAR: Hello!
STRONG SADER: How the crap did you get here?
{Pan left to see Eric next to the computer with a blank stare. The computer fizzles. Pan back}
STRONG SADER: Eric, why the crap are Homestar Runner characters appearing in the real world?
{Eric falls on floor, stoned. Computer explodes (not damaging anything around it)}
STRONG SADER: HOLY CRAP! THE SIMULATION IS DESTROYED! WIKIHOOD IS OVER! {Uncontrolable Sobbing}
{Everything explodes into FCUSA, more precisely at The Field. Eveyone is lying on the ground.}
ERIC: ow my head. what time it be?
HOMESTAR: A freckle past a hair!
STRONG SADER: Will someone tell me where the crap this guy came from!
HOMESTAR: Um... I don't know. Maybe that guy with the glasses knows.
ERIC: {Walking unsteadily(sp?)} pea soup pea soup ahahahahahah lol. {Falls on the ground}
HOMESTAR: Are you alright? You look like Strong Bad after I've been talking to him.
STRONG SADER: Looks like it's up to me to save me and possibly others. Just call me Commander Sader!
WILL: Umm, Strong Sader...Strong Sader? Can you hear me? The simulation machine got a mind of it's own. You're locked in the chair, incase it erased it out of your memory. We're gonna get a new computer to host the simulation on. Until then, just deal with whatever'ss going on. Uh, Eric will keep you company. I guess.
STRONG SADER: It's a good thing that the Simulation is saved in the helmets instead of the computer. But we won't be able to a log out without the computer. Eric, what should we do until Will comes back?
{Eric is on the ground blabbering incoherently.}
HOMESTAR: I like Marthmallows!
STRONG SADER: It's going to be long wait...
ERIC: computer.... computer.... zerozerozerozerozerozerozero
STRONG SADER: Eric, what the crap's wrong with you?
ERIC: restart....
STRONG SADER: Restart? A message?
{Strong Sader picks up a computer and right-clicks Eric. A menu comes up and Strong Sader selects restarts. Eric glows and flicks before he comes back.}
ERIC: Aaargh. That's painful. You wouldn't want to know how it feels.
STRONG SADER: What was wrong with you there anyway?
ERIC: It's a bug, hard to explain. By the way, I know what's happening, the computer exploded, but the helmets are still active, we need to find someone on the real world to turn our helmets off, or wait for a power outage.
STRONG SADER: Well there's no one there to do that. Will is at PC World buying a new computer.
HOMSAR R.: I guess we have to wait.
STRONG SADER: So... Do you guys want to play hide and seek?
ERIC: Wait. I have an idea. SS, this will be risky, I want you to deactivate my helmet. It's a code I haven't tested yed, who knows what happens.
HOMESTAR: Code? What are you talkin' aboot?
STRONG SADER: Shut up Homestar. Okay Eric.
{Strong Sader uses the computer to activate a code imbedded in Eric's file. Eric fades from the enviroment. Cut to Eric's room, his helmet pops off.}
ERIC: Success! {Presses "Emergency shutdown!" button on his chair, everyone's helmet pops off} Are you guys okay? Uh... We're still locked on the chairs anyways.
STRONG SADER: At least I'm not a ghost anymore. Lets just hope that Will comes back soon.
{Cut back to the inside of the simulation. Homestar is standing on his own.}
HOMESTAR: What did he mean by code? Glasses guy?
{Credits and The End screen.}
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