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- | '''WILL:''' This crisis is all your fault! ''{kicks the computer.}''
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- | ''{cut back to the simulation, everyone except their faces freeze.}''
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- | '''ERIC:''' Crap. Will, can you hear me?
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- | ''{Cut to the real world, everybody is trapped on their VR chairs, the computer has a BSOD, and Will is surprisingly insane-looking, rocking back and forth. Eric's real mouth actually is talking to Will.}''
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' I wish I was dead...
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- | ''{Y2K teleports in.}''
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- | '''Y2K:''' Oh, sorry. Did I do this? Sometimes my powers get out of control and I can't stop them from infecting every system I come across.
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- | '''ERIC:''' No, it was Will. Please restart the computer.
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- | '''Y2K:''' OK. You know, I thought about using my powers for good. Maybe I can restart your computer ''and'' debug it.
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- | '''ERIC:''' The computer has no bugs, Will kicked it and it froze, making us trapped on the chairs. PLEASE RESTART THE COMPUTER.
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- | '''WILL:''' ''{regaining sanity}'' Ok, ok...All I need to do is fix the computer. ERIC, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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- | '''ERIC:''' ...Will. I'm just trapped on the VR chair, I just can't see you.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Just restart the computer, Will. We... well, ''I'' have faith in you. The force is strong in you, my padawan, use the force and it shall guide you.
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- | '''Y2K:''' No, actually, I'll unplug the chairs. ''{Does so, and everyone is freed from the VR chairs.}''
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Finally! I can scratch my nose. ''{Scratches his nose and sighs with relief.}''
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- | '''WILL:''' ...Sorry about that, guys. ''{kicks it on the other side}'' There. That should jiggle everything back into place.
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- | ''{The computer fizzles and sparks. There is a sudden flash of light. The flash dissipates to reveal the computer is broken.}''
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- | '''ERIC:''' Great, I just got that Pentium 4. Now it's a $1000 doorstop.
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' Hello!
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' How the crap did you get here?
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- | ''{Pan left to see Eric next to the computer with a blank stare. The computer fizzles. Pan back}''
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Eric, why the crap are Homestar Runner characters appearing in the real world?
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- | ''{Eric falls on floor, stoned. Computer explodes (not damaging anything around it)}''
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' HOLY CRAP! THE SIMULATION IS DESTROYED! WIKIHOOD IS OVER! ''{Uncontrolable Sobbing}''
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- | ''{Everything explodes into FCUSA, more precisely at The Field. Eveyone is lying on the ground.}''
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- | '''ERIC:''' ow my head. what time it be?
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' A freckle past a hair!
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Will someone tell me where the crap this guy came from!
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' Um... I don't know. Maybe that guy with the glasses knows.
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- | '''ERIC:''' ''{Walking unsteadily(sp?)}'' pea soup pea soup ahahahahahah lol. ''{Falls on the ground}''
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' Are you alright? You look like Strong Bad after I've been talking to him.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Looks like it's up to me to save me and possibly others. Just call me Commander Sader!
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- | '''WILL:''' Umm, Strong Sader...Strong Sader? Can you hear me? The simulation machine got a mind of it's own. You're locked in the chair, incase it erased it out of your memory. We're gonna get a new computer to host the simulation on. Until then, just deal with whatever'ss going on. Uh, Eric will keep you company. I guess.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' It's a good thing that the Simulation is saved in the helmets instead of the computer. But we won't be able to a log out without the computer. Eric, what should we do until Will comes back?
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- | ''{Eric is on the ground blabbering incoherently.}''
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' I like Marthmallows!
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' It's going to be long wait...
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- | '''ERIC:''' computer.... computer.... zerozerozerozerozerozerozero
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Eric, what the crap's wrong with you?
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- | '''ERIC:''' restart....
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Restart? A message?
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- | ''{Strong Sader picks up a computer and right-clicks Eric. A menu comes up and Strong Sader selects restarts. Eric glows and flicks before he comes back.}''
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- | '''ERIC:''' Aaargh. That's painful. You wouldn't want to know how it feels.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' What was wrong with you there anyway?
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- | '''ERIC:''' It's a bug, hard to explain. By the way, I know what's happening, the computer exploded, but the helmets are still active, we need to find someone on the real world to turn our helmets off, or wait for a power outage.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Well there's no one there to do that. Will is at PC World buying a new computer.
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- | '''HOMSAR R.:''' I guess we have to wait.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' So... Do you guys want to play hide and seek?
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- | '''ERIC:''' Wait. I have an idea. SS, this will be risky, I want you to deactivate my helmet. It's a code I haven't tested yed, who knows what happens.
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' Code? What are you talkin' aboot?
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' Shut up Homestar. Okay Eric.
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- | ''{Strong Sader uses the computer to activate a code imbedded in Eric's file. Eric fades from the enviroment. Cut to Eric's room, his helmet pops off.}''
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- | '''ERIC:''' Success! ''{Presses "Emergency shutdown!" button on his chair, everyone's helmet pops off}'' Are you guys okay? Uh... We're still locked on the chairs anyways.
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- | '''STRONG SADER:''' At least I'm not a ghost anymore. Lets just hope that Will comes back soon.
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- | ''{Cut back to the inside of the simulation. Homestar is standing on his own.}''
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- | '''HOMESTAR:''' What did he mean by code? Glasses guy?
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- | ''{Credits and The End screen.}''
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- | {{wh2-eps}}
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Bf1QHl Thanks for the blog.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.