ROTJ:Leia Jabba's Palace

From The Star Wars Erotica Saga

Jabba's Palace, Main Audience Chamber

You enter the filthy throne room of the depraved Hutt crimelord. Jabba himself is reclining on his dais, feeding on a bowl of gorgs and paddy frogs. His denizens crowd in as you walk to the middle of the audience chamber, standing over a large metal grating with Chewbacca chained at your side. He gives a soft moan of discomfort.

Jabba and his minions appraise you expectantly. Drawing on your less-than complete knowledge of the Ubese language, you speak through your facemask's vocoder. "I have come for the bounty on the Wookiee," you say, your words coming out in a gravelly alien tongue.

Jabba's eyes go wide. <<Oh! At last we have the mighty Chewbacca!>> He lets out a booming laugh and waves Threepio forwards. After several moments of spluttering, the protocol droid begins translating Jabba's Huttese.

"The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty-five thousand."

You shake your head. "Fifty thousand. No less." You hope this will solidify your guise as a fearsome bounty hunter -- and you hope no one present is aware that Boushh was recently terminated by Black Sun. Judging by Jabba's expression as C-3PO translates your demand, you may have to find another form of persuasion...

Jabba bellows in rage, knocking Threepio off the dias, and raves at you until the droid clambers back onto the pedestal, covered in slimy, green gunk. "Oh! What did I say?" he burbles. "Uh... the Mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand." The Hutt glares at you, tapping his tail impatiently.

• Because you have collateral to add to the bargain.
• Because you're holding a thermal detonator.
• Because... uh... you'll destroy the no-good, over-stuffed, gelatinous pile of nerf poodoo!

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