Brett's Feet
From The Extended Group
Brett's Feet are notable for their many abnormal features. For one, irregular arch posture will sometimes gives the appearance of "flat" feet that have been described as hobbit-like (his thick and comically large toes also compliment this classification). Occasionally, the feet will omit pungent odors, leading some to the conclusion that Brett is using them to store Skincheese deposits. In the Summer of 2003, rumors began to circulate that contact with one of Brett's feet could lead to illness, although such concerns are no longer pervasive.
Appearances
Brett parodied his feet in a take off Jared Diamond's "Guns, Germs and Steel" in a book jacket for the Brettsellers List:
