H.C. Traveller

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H.C. Traveller (also known as Hoocee Träveller) is a dangerous, albeit mythical side persona of Dalleer. His past, present and future are as unknown as his origins at the moment.

What is known

H.C. Traveller is a sidepersona of Dalleer, the young adult male of Finnish nationality. When exactly did H.C. Traveller manifest himself inside Dalleer is not known - but it has been speculated by several leading physicians that the H.C. Traveller-persona has been in fact lying dormant inside Dalleer's medium-sized cranium for years now. Only to wait for the right moment to crawl into the host's subconsciousness.

H.C. Traveller as a distinct persona apart from Dalleer is a completely different individual possessing drastically different agendas, needs, urges and points of interest from Dalleer. It could be said with great certainty that H.C. Traveller is in fact a classical example of the so-called "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde"-syndrome, since Dalleer seems to exhibit a distinctly different character, or profoundly different behaviour, from one situation to the next, as if almost another person, possibly because of the rare disorder.

H.C. Traveller's characteristics

Dalleer is known to change into this persona whenever he sees fit. Usually the change of character, however, happens when he travels abroad or goes socialising. H.C. Traveller-persona is also very active during the night, when H.C. Traveller can almost surely be found from a nearby "drinking establishment".

Here are some known notable internal and external characteristics of H.C. Traveller:

-Dalleer does not drink. Ever. In turn H.C. Traveller is a friend of alcohol, and his trademarked drink is the White Russian. He is also known to intoxicate himself with double whiskey shots.

- H.C. Traveller wears Ray-Ban Aviator knock-offs with a mirrored coating on the lenses. Even at night.

- H.C. Traveller is known to wear a short-brimmed Fedora or the legendary Fez. Other garments almost always include a male dress shirt (with various colors), a Blazer, dark or tan trousers along with the distinctively troubling trademark of superior bad taste - white tennis socks with black leather shoes. Sometimes an extravagant tie can be seen hanging loosely on H.C. Traveller's neck.

-In some circles H.C. Traveller is only known as the "Enterpreneur" due to his 'shady dealings" in various goods of questionable nature.

-H.C. Traveller is known to enjoy long smoking sessons with the Hookah.

- H.C. Traveller is, as the second part of his name suggests, an extensive traveller. In recent months the Interpol has received reports of sightings concerning him in Stockholm, Helsinki, Oulu, Kajaani, Berlin, Dublin, Kairo, Vaasa, Seinäjoki and Durban.

- H.C. Traveller is known to gamble.

- H.C. Traveller is also known to disguise himself sometimes in order to blend in with the local population or to simply avoid unnecessary attention. One recorded attempt of disguise was that of a Hobo named Conny "Bluetoe" Jackson, whose identity and physical appearance H.C. Traveller assumed in Southern Arizona in 2007. Disguised as Mr. Jackson, H.C. Traveller extensively travelled the Arizonan railway network and went on an extensive drinking binge in Phoenix, AZ.

- H.C. Traveller is also known to have musical "themes" that somehow reflect his persona. He often demands that they be played in the bar he currently is - provided that the bar has a jukebox. This list is somewhat incomplete, but here are a few of the known ones:

 Los Lobos - Viking

 
 Frank Sinatra - It Was A Very Good Year
 
 
 The Pretenders - Space Invader

 
 Bo Diddley - I'm A Man

- H.C. Traveller is considered armed and dangerous.