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DarkGob (Gob is short for Goblin, not G.O.B.[1] or anything else) is the 39th member of the Superdickery forum (joining on March 3rd) and started the batch craze with the infamous X-Batch. He delights in causing pain in others through visual stimuli (primarily through avatars of varying horror) and is (rightfully) considered by many to be an asshole. Some view him as a raging force of insomniac nature, unstoppable by neither mortal nor necromancer means.

But is also loved by many. Some even throw their underwear at him. Our love for him is huge. Like our throbbing members of pleasure.

*throws underwear*

Discussion of the sexiness of the Gob led to the development of RapeKittens. It has been determined that while in the shower Gob transmits some form of sex-kitten-rays that leads anyone with a sex drive to go wild.

Fun facts about DarkGob

  • DarkGob can't sweat!
  • About 100 people choke to death on DarkGob each year.
  • The color of DarkGob is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

Stage Name

Xavier Bach. Get it, X. Bach? lolz

Avatars

THIS IS WHERE ALL OF DARKGOB'S AVATARS GO

I AM NOT PUTTING ANY HERE YET BECAUSE I AM LAZY

ANYONE WHO HAS ANY OF DARKGOB'S AVATARS SAVED MAY DO SO AT THEIR OWN DISCRETION

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