El Robot Que Dobla
From Superdickery
El Robot Que Dobla is the alias for EspanolBot in the S.U.T.M. game.
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Description
Known Aliases: EspanolBot
El Robot Que Dobla is a master of making himself twice as large, and thereby, twice as strong. He is also possesive of superhuman strength even at normal size. Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen does not seem to like him, mostly because he has to begin talking in "weird made up foreign moon languages, that you want me to think exist, but I know they don't, you're not fooling me!" Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen is quite insane. El Robot is a man in a robot suit who wears sunglasses. All the time. Even at night.
Powers
El Robot Que Dobla's power is to grow. He can increase his size to 199.5% of his original height. Through some mysterious means, he does not lose mass or density as he does this. For every 1% in size increased, his already signifant strength grows by 1.1%. Thus, at his maximum height, he is a walking wrecking machine, whose greatest desire is to crush, kill, and destroy.
Origin
El Robot Que Dobla was out in the Arizona desert, when he saw a strange ceremony begin. A Native-American cheiftan sprinkled some magic dust onto a young lad, who was then able to grow to far larger than his original size. Due to a gust of wind, a few grains of the dust landed upon El Robot Que Dobla, and he was able to increase his height and might - although not quite to the same level. In Mexico, El Robot Que Dobla became a popular luchador, where he was spotted by two Agents.
Weaknesses
Although he is super large, and super strong, he's still as vulnerable as normal. Thus, his robot suit (made out of cardboard) is his only defense.
Reason for the name
EspanolBot's avatar at the time was one of Bender, the lovable robot from Futurama. Virgil used an online translator to see what "Bending Robot" became. It turned out as "El Robot Que Dobla", which translated back to English became "The Robot That Doubles". Thus, his name and powers were born.
