Penis

From Superdickery

kristianwilliams has named his penis "Mr. Happy Happy."

Virgil has named his penis "The Bastard Sword". (Note, recently he lost a lot of weight and it has grown in length. It is no longer called that.)

Torrent has most likely named his penis "Torrent's WANG".

SJ Whatley's penis has a way with "B-O-L-O-G-N-A".

Drink calls his penis "Little Willy" due to his name. That way there's a song about it.

The Pez' penis is called "Peznis".

Dr. Dave named his penis Doc Cock on Ykari's suggestion.

Mattie's penis doesn't have a name (at least none that we know of), but it can stretch from Nevada to Ohio.