Oh, Joy!

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Written by The Pez.

"Oh, Joy!"

Episode 01 - GENESIS! (Pilot)


TEASER

[We're in Joy G's -- Joy -- messy room, condoms, clothes, etc. are everywhere..."Let's Do the Time Warp Again" and she's dancing to it]

Joy: Oh, Tim Curry, FUCK ME NOW!

[Cut to Joy E.'s -- nickname Joey -- room, very clean, and propper - she's quietly sitting]

Joey: Oh, Bill O'Reilly, let's go steady!

[SPLIT SCREEN: Joy | Joey]

Joy: ...TIME WARP! | Joey: ...REPUBLICAN ELEPHANT!

[Knock on both rooms, Joy's still dancing | While Joey gets up and answers it, it's her mom]

Joy's Mom (Off-screen): JOY!! TURN OFF THE DAMN MUSIC! YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL-JOURNALISM SHIT! | Joey's Mom: Come on dear, you'll be let for school, sweetie. Your journalism class starts soon.

JOY: (Turns down music) FUCK YOU! | Joey: One second, mommy!

[Cut to, no longer split-screen, but Joy's are hugging each other, while behind them there's fire, chaos, yada yada...on the bottom of the screen it says: 45 Minutes Later]

Joy: Your my new best friend!

Joey: BFF's?

Joy: To the end!

[Cut to theme song]

Dah-doo-dah-doo..

Oh, Joy!

Once upon a time there was two girls named Joy

One was a Rocky-Horror-loving sex deviant, the other was Christian and republican, oh boy!

Watch as two different people from different sides of the street,

Become best buds once they meet!

Dah-doo-dah-doo...

Oh, Joy!

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