Hercules
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An extremely strong guy, son of Zeus and some chick no one cares about. He had to do 10 labors, but he did 2 of them with help, so he had to do 2 more. Then he got killed by his wife, who poisoned him by accident, on the grounds that she though he was cheating on her, even though he wasn't. That whole part is too fucked-up to explain any better.
