Alabaster

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- Pretty, pretty hair.
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- Roughly nine feet tall. We call him Manute.
-Cannot fit in a Miata.
-Cannot fit in a Miata.

Revision as of 04:26, 23 October 2007

Alabaster

To come.

Fun Facts:

- Pretty, pretty hair.

- Roughly nine feet tall. We call him Manute.

-Cannot fit in a Miata.

- Is the lead guitarist of the Death metal band Deathklok and the fastest guitarist alive.

- Alabaster derives from the Arabic, in which it means "the Abaster."

- Never, ever changed his avatar.

- Born to hunt dinosaurs.

- A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

- He's different!

- Worst. Signature. Ever.

- Will slay the great root dragon Nidhogg towards the end Ragnarök before he is consumed by Fenris.

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