Josie
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Revision as of 04:21, 2 December 2007
Josie is a super awesome chick, who is complete rock!
She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus, and Virgil has yet to really give up on her.
Her e-lipgloss tastes like e-cherries. Supposedly.
Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening,.
Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals.
Superhero Profile
Superhero Name: Josie
Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.
Age: 23
Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.
Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.
Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.
Relationships
Aside from a disturbing crush on Swamp Thing, Josie is pretty quiet about any actual heterosexual relationships.
However, Josie is DEFINITELY in several lesbionic relationships with the board females. She and Minnesota President recently had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President. And we were visited by her daughter with Wonderfish, a time-traveler from the future named Waterlily.
