Cult of Blue Beetle
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It is not entirely clear yet what this cult entails, apart from worship of the Holy Trinity of [[Blue Beetle|Blue Beetles]]. Proposed rituals include attempting and failing to blind people with strobe lights, flying at people very fast, having perpetually-misspelled names, having cutting lasers and not using them, and talking to oneself in public places. Venerated symbols include the Holy Scarab, the hairdryer, and the Holy Trinity of Dan, Ted, and Jaime. Robes are made of blue spidersilk-weight chainmail, because [[Golden Age]] Dan Garrett is awesome. | It is not entirely clear yet what this cult entails, apart from worship of the Holy Trinity of [[Blue Beetle|Blue Beetles]]. Proposed rituals include attempting and failing to blind people with strobe lights, flying at people very fast, having perpetually-misspelled names, having cutting lasers and not using them, and talking to oneself in public places. Venerated symbols include the Holy Scarab, the hairdryer, and the Holy Trinity of Dan, Ted, and Jaime. Robes are made of blue spidersilk-weight chainmail, because [[Golden Age]] Dan Garrett is awesome. | ||
| - | The Cult welcomes all interested members to come be cleansed by the holy blue fire. Green Lanterns need not apply. | + | The Cult welcomes all interested members to come be cleansed by the holy blue fire. [[Green Lantern|Green Lanterns]] need not apply. |
== Members == | == Members == | ||
Revision as of 08:39, 24 May 2007
Founded one night in chat by RadiationHazard and wonderfish when they discovered that they had already been beaten to the Cult of Guy Gardner.
It is not entirely clear yet what this cult entails, apart from worship of the Holy Trinity of Blue Beetles. Proposed rituals include attempting and failing to blind people with strobe lights, flying at people very fast, having perpetually-misspelled names, having cutting lasers and not using them, and talking to oneself in public places. Venerated symbols include the Holy Scarab, the hairdryer, and the Holy Trinity of Dan, Ted, and Jaime. Robes are made of blue spidersilk-weight chainmail, because Golden Age Dan Garrett is awesome.
The Cult welcomes all interested members to come be cleansed by the holy blue fire. Green Lanterns need not apply.
Members
Apostles
Booster Gold, although nobody's told him yet
Guy Gardner, despite being a Green Lantern. He's like Paul, in a way.
