User:Jack Cain
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*Has horrible spelling due to Sarcasm and Satire being primary languages. | *Has horrible spelling due to Sarcasm and Satire being primary languages. | ||
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Current revision as of 00:23, 13 May 2008
Jack Cain, he may or may not be Loki, Dragon God of Chaos. Is familiar with no one and mostly goes unoticed and/or ignored on the boards.
History
A fairly new member, initialy not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperment, he was repremaned severely for emoticon abuse.
Has since re-earned his emoticon privilages when due to DarkGob`s infamous "Im retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the Owned emoticon.
He has had one minor altercation with DarkGob over wether Spider-Man or Hulk had a better movie, Jack`s main argument was that "Hulk was nothing but Eric Bana mostly acting constipated for two hours, and punching things the rest of the time. While Spider--Man was directed by Sam Raimi."
Trivia
- May or may not be this dimention`s verion of Loki, as he claims to be "Loki, Dragon God of Chaos".
- Superdickery`s official Nightcrawler fanboy.
- Also a fanboy of Smash Mouth, Bruce Campbell and Amalgam Comics.
- Enjoys yelling at people who dont like Gambit that they are "Racist against me".
- Is member number 210.
- Agrees to dissagree with DarkGob over the Spider-Man and Hulk films. Which does Jack favor? Simple, look for the one that has more BRUCE GODDAMN CAMPBELL in it.
- Can pwn any Superdickery member in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
- Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
- Neither of these have been proven as of April 2006, but he will back up these claims if anyone is up to it.
- Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
- Hunts emo-brats in his spare time.
- Has horrible spelling due to Sarcasm and Satire being primary languages.