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[[wonderfish]]: thread derailment | [[wonderfish]]: thread derailment | ||
| - | [[anakngdmonyo]]: | + | [[anakngdmonyo]]: unpronouncable name which confuses and distracts enemies. |
[[Doctor Sneeze]]: mad science. Inventions may explode unpredictably. In a slight feud with Josie, as plants aggravate his allergies. | [[Doctor Sneeze]]: mad science. Inventions may explode unpredictably. In a slight feud with Josie, as plants aggravate his allergies. | ||
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[[Josie]]: guns and being a smokin' green hottie | [[Josie]]: guns and being a smokin' green hottie | ||
| - | [[Threepwood]]: lame puns and human shielding. Also requisite speedster and often has Mr. T. Delusions | + | [[Captain awesome]] AKA [[Threepwood]]: lame puns and human shielding. Also requisite speedster and often has Mr. T. Delusions |
[[Pinky]]: supervillainy and pie | [[Pinky]]: supervillainy and pie | ||
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[[Mr. T]]: lives in the van. We're not sure if he's real, or just Threep wearing a mask. | [[Mr. T]]: lives in the van. We're not sure if he's real, or just Threep wearing a mask. | ||
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| + | [[Hawthorne]]: drawing, punching, knows the lyrics to ''Rocky Raccoon'' | ||
[[Cthulhu]]: pedantic correction, lockpicking, and ability to be used as a blunt weapon. | [[Cthulhu]]: pedantic correction, lockpicking, and ability to be used as a blunt weapon. | ||
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[[Ykari]]: stabbing | [[Ykari]]: stabbing | ||
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| + | [[Jack Cain]]: Is dragon, has swords, can teleport. | ||
[[PsychosesMan]]: able to emit various types of abstract-concept and emotion rays at will | [[PsychosesMan]]: able to emit various types of abstract-concept and emotion rays at will | ||
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[[Eegriega]]: promises she'll tell us eventually, but generally being cute and awesome | [[Eegriega]]: promises she'll tell us eventually, but generally being cute and awesome | ||
| + | [[GomezAndMorticiaForever]]: has a fake lightsaber. Can also power a lightbulb with his teeth, like Uncle Fester. | ||
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| + | [[Mr. Scrod]] AKA [[Dorkseid]]: general sliminess. Suspects from his lack of affect that he may be invisible/inaudible. | ||
== Reserve members: == | == Reserve members: == | ||
[[Linkara]]: hugs | [[Linkara]]: hugs | ||
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| + | ==Missions== | ||
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| + | Mission 1: A creepy guy on another forum was stalking [[Sota]] The JLI moved swiftly and PM and publically insulted him. A near distater happened when about idiot found Threep's picture and posted it, but Threep used his manwhore powers, and showed that he was superior to both the idiots. VICTORY TO THE JLI! | ||
[[Category:Superdickery Related]] | [[Category:Superdickery Related]] | ||
Current revision as of 16:09, 30 May 2007
Formed in order to avenge the dishonor of Eegriega by her stupid ex-boyfriend. Spent a brief period fighting with Pinky's supervillain team over recruiting members, before the two teamed up in the face of the larger threat of boyfrienddickery. Pinky's (as of yet unnamed) team is now considered part of the JLI, although they may turn on the heroes at the drop of a hat.
Named by HotAndCold after a brief stint (i.e., about ten minutes) as the Bay Area Defenders.
Allied with the Cult of Blue Beetle, mostly due to all four members of said cult being early members. Eegy's boyfriend has officially been named the Anti-Beetle, giving the team a much-needed religious element.
All members are warned that their ideas may well be stolen by Doctor Sneeze.
Method of transportation: the A-Team van.
Founding members: anakngdmonyo and wonderfish.
Members and powers
wonderfish: thread derailment
anakngdmonyo: unpronouncable name which confuses and distracts enemies.
Doctor Sneeze: mad science. Inventions may explode unpredictably. In a slight feud with Josie, as plants aggravate his allergies.
RadiationHazard: getaway driving, radioactivity, and bearhugs
Josie: guns and being a smokin' green hottie
Captain awesome AKA Threepwood: lame puns and human shielding. Also requisite speedster and often has Mr. T. Delusions
Pinky: supervillainy and pie
HotAndCold: distraction
DarkGob: psychological weapon. Also may not yet be aware that he has been recruited.
Booster Gold: being Booster Gold
Mr. T: lives in the van. We're not sure if he's real, or just Threep wearing a mask.
Hawthorne: drawing, punching, knows the lyrics to Rocky Raccoon
Cthulhu: pedantic correction, lockpicking, and ability to be used as a blunt weapon.
clarkie: brought energy bars
Skeets: server and mini-Oracle
Ykari: stabbing
Jack Cain: Is dragon, has swords, can teleport.
PsychosesMan: able to emit various types of abstract-concept and emotion rays at will
Guitar Playing Lad: has a really great name, as well as a history of protecting Eegy's virtue and general berserkitude
The Goddamn: sneaky, and also keeps trying to entice people out of the JLI
bdsproductions: uses long sentences
Eegriega: promises she'll tell us eventually, but generally being cute and awesome
GomezAndMorticiaForever: has a fake lightsaber. Can also power a lightbulb with his teeth, like Uncle Fester.
Mr. Scrod AKA Dorkseid: general sliminess. Suspects from his lack of affect that he may be invisible/inaudible.
Reserve members:
Linkara: hugs
Missions
Mission 1: A creepy guy on another forum was stalking Sota The JLI moved swiftly and PM and publically insulted him. A near distater happened when about idiot found Threep's picture and posted it, but Threep used his manwhore powers, and showed that he was superior to both the idiots. VICTORY TO THE JLI!
