Thomas Knight
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Biography
Thomas Knight was born on August 30th, 1985 in Cincinnatti, Ohio to his parents Kip Knight and Peggy Day. His childhood was marked by frequent moves around the country, and one move to England.
Thomas, or Tom as he came to be known, began to excel at math, science, and english even while in lower school. During his tenure at Hall Grove in Surrey, England Tom learned many of the skills and knowledge that would put him years ahead of his counterparts in American schools.
Tom came to SMES where he quickly joined the Football team, where he would secure friendships aplenty. He grew to be the head of his class, eventually claiming the title of salutatorian, missing valedictorian by only a a couple hundreths of a GPA point. The title instead went to Sabrina Duim, who wowed the student body with her somewhat lackluster speech about some kind of vegan ideal.
Tom was accepted accepted early decision to Princeton University in the spring of 2003. He is currently attending there and has become very popular.
History at SMES
Thomas' freshmen year at SMES is a mystery to the author, as he was in middle school at the time. Apparently he played some football and made some friends.
Apparently he excelled at all of his classes.
Classes taken
Clubs involved in
Tom founded the Simpsons Ultimate Fan Club with hopes that people would join together in celebration of excellent cartoons. It quickly developed a die hard following, which met every wednesday in Larry Rice's room. While it was plagued by pizza stealers such as Brian Booth, they still managed to almost break even a couple of times. Mr. Rice took quite a hit on the cost of pizza, as usually some jerk would steal some pieces. However, sources close to the mattter report he might have given generous tips to the pizza guy, causing the profits to plummet a couple dollars every day.
Tom was also heavily involved in Model United Nations with Rocky Parker. He won several awards and nonsuch, but it was MUN, so no one really cared
Contributions to SMES
The Hammer dance- Tom's popularity at SMES is attributed in large part to a dance he created during his sophomore year. It was to the tune of MC Hammer, and lasted about 20 seconds. Tom stopped doing the dance on request, as it was becomming tiring to be able to keep up his nonstop dance routine while pursueing straight As.
Tom became an annoyance to the trendy and popular kids at SMES, mainly because he knew how to outdance them at the many poorly organized school dances. He grew to develop his own posse of friends who started their own poker gang.
Girls dated
In his most amazing feat to date, Tom briefly dated Erin Sale in his sophomore year at SMES. No one is quite sure how this is possible, as Erin was very popular at the time. The cause of their breakup is yet to be publically known
Tom also ensued a brief relationship with Paully, which occured primarilly because of Tom asking her to prom. At the time, Paully had no date and had recently broken up with her boyfriend. In some odd combination of luck and awkwardness, Tom eventually half heartedly asked her out. She obliged, and they spent their prom together on a boat, which the prom was being held on that year.
It seemed for some time that Tom might date Amy Magill, but that never happened, partially because Amy wore sketchers to prom with a fancy dress, the greatest foi pai known to man
