The thing's email

Revision as of 20:34, 9 October 2006 by The thing (Talk | contribs)

The thing: Yay! I finally got a computer!!! Time to check my email.

Dear The thing,
I want you to get a computer. 
When you read this, I guess you have a computer.
Do you like cheese?

From,
Sam

The thing: Do I like cheese? I OWN A CHEESE SHOP! But, I guess it depends on what kind of cheese it is. If it's amarican, I like it.

The Cheese Man: Do you like string cheese?

The thing: No.

The Cheese Man: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!!? I'LL KILL YOU!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!

The thing: FINE!!! I like it!!

The Cheese Man: Good!

The Cheese King: Did someone say they don't like string cheese?

The thing: Uh... I did. But I didn't mean anything by it... where do you people keep coming from?

The String Dude: Did someone say they don't like string!

The thing: I said String Cheese!!

The Cheese King: So, you don't like String Cheese!?!?!

The thing: No! I do!

The Cheese Man: Then, why'd you say you did?!?

The thing: I don't know!

The Box Ghost: I AM THE BOX GHOST!

The thing: THIS ISN'T DANY PHANTOM!!!!!!

The Box Ghost: Oh... BEWARE!!

{The Box Ghost Vanishes}

That guy: Hi.

The thing: Go away!

Someone from offscreen: Wait! He's not in the script!

That guy: Oh yea!

{That guy turns into another The thing}

The thing: WHAT!?!

The thing: I'M REAL!

The thing: NO I AM!

The thing and The thing: Tune in next time!!

Pass or Fail?

Does this email Pass or Feal? --The thing ^Talk 16:34, 9 October 2006 (EDT)