HMB Hits Hollywood
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SKFF #4
A contractor offers the stars of SKFF a movie in Hollywood.
Cast:(In order of appearance) Nick, Jessica, Cassidy, Smithy, Craig, Joel, Phil, Mr. Malice, Markie, Burnbox, Contractor.
[edit] Transcript
NICK: That's why Some Kinda Fanfic is cool.
JESSICA: And your telling me this why?
NICK: Pff, if I create it, it's cool.
JESSICA: What about that time you made a Joel robot that melted your face off?
{Cut to a robot Joel}
NICK: I bequeeth thee, mine!
JOEL ROBOT: DIE! {shoots lasers at nick, which melt his face.}
NICK Somebody's been eating their vitamins..
{cut back to Nick and Jessica.}
NICK: That was cool, at first..
{Cassidy and Smithy walk in.}
CASSIDY: What's going on?
NICK: Your m-
CASSIDY: If you say Your Mom I will kill you.
SMITHY: BURN!
{Craig up from the floor, with Smithy being shocked.}
SMITHY: How? What the?
CRAIG: I'm...back...
CASSIDY: Oh my god, your back, pimpin!
{Joel, Phil, Mr. Malice, Markie and Burnbox jump through a window.}
NICK: What the hell?
SMITHY: Am I dreaming or something? How did craig..
MR. MALICE: {Voice of season 1 bonus stage credits} I feel as if jumping through windows was the right thing to do.
NICK: You break it, you buy it!
MARKIE: We didn't break it.
BURNBOX: What's going on.
SMITHY: Be right back. {Jumps out the window.}
NICK: Everybody's jumping through my window.
{ Smithy tries to go through the floor like craig, but justs smashes through with only his head popping out.}
CONTRACTER: Perfect, gold! Just what I need!
JESSICA: What?
CONTRACTER: You guys would be perfect for a movie I wanna shoot with you guys!
MR. MALICE: Woah, the big screen?
CONTRACTER: Yes, creepy skeleton dude! { Does a headbang}
MARKIE: You wanna shoot it with us?
CONTRACTER: Yes, and the floor smashing dude is pure gold!
CASSIDY: Who you mean him?
CONTRACTER: Yes, sexy.
{Smithy busts up through the floor really angry}
NICK: Don't say any sexy comments to Cassidy, Smithy will go nuts.
CONTRACTER: Sure, whatever.
MR. MALICE: Let's shoot the freakin movie!
PHIL: Yay!
CONTRACTER: Yeah, you can't be in it.
JOEL: He's to boring, he can never get a girl, he's a nerd!
{Joel throws Phil out the window.}
BURNBOX: Now we can go, right?
CONTRACTER: Yes, let's go.
{Cut out on the streets where the contracter has the camera up.}
CONTRACTER: Remember your lines....and...ACTION!
{Begin movie}
NICK: You can't jump the 20th story building and survive!
SMITHY: Watch me.
{Cut again to 20th story of a building, where Smithy is now jumping off.}
SMITHY: Loser!!
{Smithy lands on both legs}
NICK: Your ok, for a guy.
SMITHY: All the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!
CASSIDY: I bet they're right!
{Cut to Markie, Burnbox, and Mr. Malice}
MR. MALICE: Your petty attacks can knock me down.
MARKIE: {yelling} TRIPLE KICK! {Does 3 kicks and Mr. Malice, yet he is unharmed.}
MR. MALICE: I didn't know I left the window open.
BURNBOX: You didn't! Look, your mom is over there!
MR. MALICE: Mommy!
{Burnbox kicks Mr. Malice down.}
MR. MALICE: I'll see you, in 1000 years! {freezes Burnbox, while Markie runs away.}
{Cut to Nick, Jessica, Cassidy and Smithy.}
JESSICA: Your not all bark, after all!
SMITHY: Right. Damn right.
CASSIDY: Who's that?
{Markie runs up, and he accidentally runs into the camera.}
MARKIE: Ow, move the camera back!
CONTRACTER: Shh!
MARKIE: Whoops, sorry.
CASSIDY: What's wrong?
JESSICA: Has a skeleton just froze your best friend Burnbox?
MARKIE: Yes.
{Joel and Craig come screaming.}
JOEL: He's coming!
CRAIG: I....fear...
{Mr. Malice freezes Craig}
JOEL: Your going d-
{Mr. Malice freezes Joel.}
NICK: What's going on?
MR. MALICE: I feel there is no need for you pathetic twerps. I will now freeze you.
{Mr. Malice freezes Jessica and Nick}
SMITHY: Cassidy, Markie, get back!
{Mr. Malice shoots at Smithy, but Markie blocks it and gets frozen.}
CASSIDY: Do something!
{Mr. Malice freezes Cassidy.}
SMITHY: That's it!
{The screen rotates and Smithy lunges towards but Mr. Malice shoots and freezes his left leg.}
SMITHY: I'd be happy to destroy you.
MR. MALICE: I'd be happy to freeze you!
{Smithy dives for Mr. Malice and tackles him, he shoots to freeze him, but he hits the contracter}
MR. MALICE: Uh oh.
SMITHY: Look good, the camera's rolling. {dances}
MR.MALICE: We have to unfreeze the others.
{cut back to Nick's living room, where they are all watching it.}
NICK: That was a mess.
SMITHY: It would've been cool, if we finished.
CASSIDY: It was a good job.
PHIL: Why didn't I get to be in the movie? I mean I'm perfect, I have good hair, good looks......
{Mr. Malice shoots Phil with the ice ray he used in the movie.}
{Pause}'
MR. MALICE: Is it queit in here?
{End Credits}
[edit] Fun Facts
- Bumped ahead from The Coast Is Toast, and so are coporate magazines.
- Longest episode to date.
