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"Prius," You ask, "why did you take me here?" "Three reasons," he answers. "One, you are to drink enough beer to kill a small horse two, you are to order a tasteless sandwich to give to a stray dog. And three, the earth is going to be destroyed by deformed space-toads." What do you do?