Battle!/Patrick vs. The Destroyer

From Sandbox Battle

[edit] Users

• Patrick - None allowed
• The Destroyer - None allowed

[edit] Deaths

[edit] The Game

THE DESTROYER summons a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) nerd.

THE D&D NERD uses all of his "HP" and "MP" to use a "deadly dice roll" which forbids using minions.

THE DESTROYER:YES! NOW I HAVE THE UPPER HAND! NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,{takes out 2 flamethrowers}YOU ARE GOING TO BE BARBE FLAMETHROWER'D!

THE DESTROYER flamethrowers'd's PATRICK and KILLS him. Wait, is it just me, or does he have 1 Life Point left. No, he is definetly dead.

PATRICK: I'm not goin' down that easy! Get 'im, Gonzalez!

GIANT GONZALEZ uses Chokeslam on THE DESTROYER.

THE DESTROYER reminds PATRICK that an earlier thing THE DESTROYER did forbids players from using minions. Such as his, say, GIANT GONZALZEZ.

GIANT GONZALEZ poofs away.

He poofed away because of a paradox which cures THE DESTROYER of all injuries which GG caused.

THE DESTROYER:NOW, I AM GOING TO REALLY KILL YOU!

THE DESTROYER really kills PATRICK with 2 flamethrowers.

PATRICK: I'm still alive! {starts punching Destroyer repeatedly} Macho madness is comin' at ya! {punches Destroyer again to knock him down}