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From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure

In the backpack you find a whole load of those 2-CE bags! You look behind yourself instinctively although you know stupid Mr. Backpack Pants isn't anywhere around, nor anyone else for that matter. "I'm rich!" you think to yourself. You rummage a bit deeper in the bag and glimpse something dark at the bottom of the backpack. A gun. 8mm by the looks of it. you carefully lift it out of the bag to examine it. You're instantly disappointed and a little relieved, it's made of soap painted black to look like a gun. Stupid Mr. Backpack Pants must've been an ex con or something, an escaped prisoner maybe. You also find a portable CD player (old school!) and a CD of Justin Biebers newest album!

Do you:

• Put the CD into the CD player

Aw man this is the JAM!

• Throw the CD into the murky water

Curse this foul artefact!

• Wash myself in the pond with the pistol soap

I stink from all this adventuring!