Radioactive afikomen

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Radioactive afikomen is another RationalWiki contributor who seems unable to sleep.

He is immensely proud of the size of his contribution, which he boasts about regularly and which he presumably thinks will help him to pull chicks. Sadly it's not size that matters, but quality.

He also suffers from "Random Sock Creation Syndrome", but with proper care and medication he may yet recover.