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From Randomramblings

“Um, what?”

~ Ratclaw on Anything and Everything

Ratclaw is a poster on the forums of loathing, in particular Random Ramblings. It has been calculated that around 96.18 percent of his posts are located in the RR, as of October 22, 2006. His greatest passion is fire and explosions, and definitely firey explosions.

Ratclaw is currently watching a large skyscraper go up in New York. He says it will be his greatest pyratic feat ever, whatever that means.

Interesting Facts

Ratclaw is a math nerd. Stupid people hate him, and the feeling is mutual. Because stupid branches out into many fields, Ratclaw hates himself on many levels, and himself hates Ratclaw back.

Somehow related to the math nerd aspect, Ratclaw has memorized more pi than 99.99% of people on earth have. This is, of course, incredibly useless in real life, but Ratclaw is still proud of this.

Ratclaw made the wrong decision of fighting Janus over cheese when he joined the forums. Much blood was spilled. Another similar event happened which involved Ratclaw being run over by a motorcycle. Ratclaw is still alive, despite having his stomach ripped open.

Life History

On the day Ratclaw was born, a meteor struck Lipia-7 in the Abell 1835 IR1916 galaxy.

On his thirteenth birthday, a mudhut in eastern Yemen was hit by a stray bullet.

Ratclaw is not:

• Your dad
• Your mom
• Your cousin
• Your son
• Your therapist
• A shoe
• A shoe size
• An anthropomorphic animal
• AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANMIAL
• An animal
• A line of juice boxes
• A line of shoe boxes
• A shoe
• A playing card
• A body part
• Oh no shrubs