Fake Character Email Nega-Bad/nega-star

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Overview

Nega-Bad answers an email, and Nehomgasar eats a turkey club. (Don't ask.)

Characters(In order of appearence): Nega-Pom, Nega-Bad, Nega-Mad, Nehomgasar, Hologram of Nega-Star, Nega-Star, The Negaper

Places: Negubs Concession Stegand (NCS), Nega-Bad's Attic, The Negaverse Conversion Center

Yonder Email

{Nega-Bad is standing in front of Negubs Concession Stegand, while leaning against the counter. Nega-Pom is behind the counter.}

NEGA-BAD: So, anyway. The printer was jammed, so I just opened the black ink cartridge, and put the leftover melted pencil lead, which I hear is granite now instead of lead because of all of the lead poisoning, in there. It worked fine!

NEGA-POM: Albeda frackle jingle jarp?

NEGA-BAD: Oh, yeah. I do need to check my email. Bye!

{Nega-Bad walks away. The scene changes to Nega-Bad's attic. Nega-Mad is sitting at the Fringlefrappe V_1.3. He is doing an IM thing. The screen reads:}

Welcome to IM
Goil162:U wanna meet later?
NM_4179:Sure, when?
Goil162:Charro's, 8pm.
NM_4179:CU there.
Goil162 has logged out.

{...the window closes down. Nega-Mad leaves. Nega-Bad goes in his seat.}

NEGA-BAD: Ohhhhhh, I'm not Strong Bad!

{He types in 'www.negabad.org/emailshow.html'. An email comes up.}

NEGA-BAD: {Reading}

{Instead of saying 'kirby's helpers', he says 'Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Link'.}

NEGA-BAD: {Typing} You know what, you're right! Let's find out when he's coming back.

{The scene changes to the negaverse conversion center(NCC) Nega-Bad, Nega-Mad, Nega-Pom, and Nehomgasar are sitting around a table.}

NEGA-BAD: (Stands up) Anyway, when is Nega-Star coming back?

NEGA-MAD: Why do you want to know?

NEGHOMGASAR: YEAH, STINGY COAT RACK! WHY COME YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THE SCAN CABLES IS?

NEGA-BAD: I can only assume that you mean 'Why do you want to know where Nega-Star is?' It's because he's an idiot, and I need his stupidity for my own advancement.

ALL BUT NEGA-BAD: Ohhh. Okay.

NEGA-BAD: Oh, wait. I just remembered that he left a hologram of him here somewhere.

{Nega-Pom throws a disc-like object to Nega-Bad.}

NEGA-BAD: Thanks, man.

{Cut to a close-up of the disc. Strong Bad flips the switch that has 'on' and 'off'. He flips is to on. A green cylinder comes out of it. Everybody 'oohs' and 'aahs'. A green-ish Nega-Star appears in a wavely fashion. His voice is crackling throughout. He also flickers every couple seconds.}

NEGA-STAR: Greetings, one and everyone. I am currently out of town, so I cannot talk much. To tell you the truth, Nega-Bad, I'm smarter than you think. How do you think I built this hologram machine?

{The screen cuts to a view of the table. Everyone gasps. It goes back to a view of Nega-Star, only a bit farther away. Silhouettes of Nega-Bad, Nega-Mad, and Nega-Mad are visible. The screen rotates clockwise a very slow 180 throughout the rest of the speech.}

NEGA-STAR: Anyway, I know that you guys probably want me back. I already am by now. I'm just in hiding. Right now, I'll probably be walking in the door.

{Cut to a running scene. The screen is moving up and down. It moves to the bottom right, and a watch is visible. The hologram is visible, along with some of the silhouettes. The screen changes back to normal view.}

???: Almost...there.

{The screen goes over a hill, and the NCC is visible. It is a building like the colloseum, only not completely destroyed and bluish, with a giant NCC on the front. The screen changes back to the table with everyone sitting down.}

NEGA-BAD: Walking in the door right now? How?

{The door opens behind them. Nega-Star is standing in the doorway, and everyone turns around and gasps.}

NEGA-STAR: What did I miss?

{The Negaper comes down. After around 10 seconds, the screen changes to Neghomgasar eating a turkey club.}

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