Premier Tom Mayfair

Premier Tom Mayfair {{{1}}} Hi, I'm the Merry Fucking CIGARETTE!

the BUTCH-BREEDIN (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with

95 people have shagged this user

Me

Me were I in South Park: otherwise proof I'm a cigarrette

Obligatory userboxes

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.

This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.

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Öh Jesus Shitballs...MEGA UKER.</big>|It's contagious! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOO!]]

This user loves Pi.

Spiritomb!
Well it's a floating asshole.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
"Oh Shit It's Coming!"

Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.
This user has finished training and is now a GRAMPO NAZI.

Remember: Keep the "MAple" Canada

Jews check to see who's been a YAM

And brown always makes out better at YAM time

<center>It's Peanut Butter Jelly TIme

Where'd I drop my banana?

My most-used phrase of the now
<center>"ROY G. PIMP!" on And that's how it happened lololol
About Me
GO HERE FOR GREAT MUSIC =D will be adding "moar" to this page later...
Latest articles that has that writing wot I done did
Articles New page: Why?:Get Drunk New page: HowTo:Have a Wacky Misadventure collab with Cajek! Planned: Product Placement note to self: WELCOME TO wikiPOP! -Zana Dark ! New page: And that's how it happened New page: UnNews:Marilyn Manson performs fellatio, claims "it was strictly business" New page: Godzilla Versus Jaws Edits to help: Gay Images File:PremierTomMayfair.jng