What Is It?

From Pirate Bitch

An early track that shows the brilliance that was to become The Count And His Men. "It was the first song I ever wrote," giggled Leonardo Mace happily, "I was only 11, but I knew my cunnilingus!"

"Cries that this comment was extremely lewd were met with loud guitars and screaming vocals on this hidden gem!" giggled Rob Paterson.

Lyrics

It's a...

Tasty treat

Good to eat

Luxurious toppings

To send buttons popping

Nice and cold

For you to hold

You eat it when you're cold - not!

It's made with cream

To make you scream

"No more!

No more!"

It's a...