We're Sorcerers and are Gonna Cast a Spell of Love Unto Your Sweet Bosom

From Pirate Bitch

See Wankery and the Seven Seas for the alternate version song.

Lyrics

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooar!

Instrumental

This is also a play by Rob Paterson, of The Count And His Men. "It's far too good a title to go to waste!" he explained, "When we renamed the song, I began to write a play inspired by the title!" It is shown in it's entirety.

The Play

Enter

August Lainly: I am a sorcerer!

Farris Jupitus: Fuck off bitch!

Fini

Deleted Scene

Roger Di'Lovely: Cock it!