Turner Page

From Pirate Bitch

Turner Page, son of exalted fatty Nathan Page, is the Supreme Lord of the Fat, and was born Thursberry 71st December 1707.

He spends much of his time in Weightwatchers eating cream cakes, and is very popular with the staff at McDonalds. He is probably most famous for winning the Battle of Hastings in 1066 in 1905, using his flab to crush the Saxon hordes.

At the age of 24 he swore an oath of loyalty to Count Nicholaus Watson he has since then been a slave at Mansion d'la Count Nicholaus Watson.