Hanny Han Han

From Pirate Bitch

Hanny Han Han, or Hannah as people who don't wish to annoy her know her, is an insane magical genie. Her lamp is currently in the possesion of Leonardo Mace and he frequently gives it a quick saucy rub and makes a wish. He promises he never used it to propel The Count And His Men to stardom however claiming "We're just too sexy not to be famous!".

Hanny Han Han recently had a disasterous love affair with Dastardly Ryan, as all he wanted to do was slobber over her, of course being a genie she is more into the passionate side of life and rejected him, turning him into a toothless imp.

She also sells personalised magical t-shirts.