Jamie Tuffield

From Pirate Bitch

Jamie Tuffield, when young and full of youthful folly, appeared in many productions put on at his school, the most recent of which was Romeo and Juliet, in which he played both Juliet and Romeo. Before this he appeared in his school's adaptation of the musical Oliver!. His recent works include Warning: May Contain Nuts and Jamie's Big Eat.

Jamie's best friend Count Nicholaus Watson makes love to him every night. Nicky also touches hawks.

He is also the second Pope of the Church of Tuffield.

Occasionally works under the alter ego of Mad Mouth Monk, who as his name describes, has a mad mouth. He is often found spewing utter garbage or cursing in monastaries and such in his free time, causing him to be banned from all churches by the Pope, who coincidently is himself.