Billy I...

From Pirate Bitch

'Billy I...' is a sorrowful tale penned by the muff lovers that are The Count And His Men and is currently a staple of their live perfomances, giving the fans a taste of the upcoming album. "It's about when a man loves a man, but he just can't say it, you know?" explains Nathan Page. "We all feel like that sometimes" adds Count Nicholaus Watson, looking sadly at a picture of Vince.

Lyrics

The words seem so hard to find,

Like the time you shot me from behind,

If I could just find the sentance to say,

Or are the words simply 'I Am Gay'?

Oh Billy I do love the way we play,

I could roll around with you every day,

And when I see that glint in your eye,

Maybe I could just admit I'm Bi?

Billy I...

I just want to say that I...

I can't deny,

I...I...

Now you're crazy taking over the world,

There was me dreaming we'd grow old,

Tell me Billy did I do something wrong?

Was it because I stole your favourite thong?

Billy you left me dry, you were my rock,

We would sit all day and play with our cocks,

But that's just a stained blur now you've gone,

I miss your hair, your eyes, your dong.

Billy I...

I just want to say that I...

I can't deny,

I...I...

I love you...