Jamie Tuffield
From Pirate Bitch
Jamie Tuffield, although only young and full of youthful folly in his few years of age, has appeared in many productions put on at his school, the most recent of which was Romeo and Juliet. Before this he appeared in his school's adaptation of the musical Oliver! Jamie's best friend Nick Watson makes love to him every night. Nick also touches hawks.
He is also the second Pope of the Church of Tuffield.
His recent works include Warning: May Contain Nuts and Jamie's Big Eat.
Occasionally works under the alter ego of Mad Mouth Monk, who as his name describes, has a mad mouth. He is often found spewing utter garbage or cursing in monastaries and such in his free time, causing him to be banned from all churches by the Pope, who coincidently is himself.