The Mask and the Book
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| + | A song based on a conversation with [[Garald S Kirk]], age 18 month. | ||
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I open the covers, | I open the covers, | ||
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The pages do shine, | The pages do shine, | ||
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Your life John Major, | Your life John Major, | ||
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Shall soon be mine... | Shall soon be mine... | ||
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(Gary cackles) | (Gary cackles) | ||
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I've got a mask... | I've got a mask... | ||
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Sophie Kerrigan!? | Sophie Kerrigan!? | ||
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You what?! | You what?! | ||
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Get Ahhht! | Get Ahhht! | ||
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Shat in my bath! | Shat in my bath! | ||
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Laugh out Loud | Laugh out Loud | ||
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Did you hear? | Did you hear? | ||
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Catherine Tate! | Catherine Tate! | ||
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| + | (Throws Photographs) | ||
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| + | Jason Tigwell! | ||
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| + | Wanking and Playstation? | ||
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| + | No, I don't have a Playstation! | ||
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| + | Well I do. | ||
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| + | THe Radio! | ||
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| + | I am forbidden to touch. | ||
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| + | I won twelve pizzas! | ||
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| + | Mohammed Burton! | ||
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| + | My uncle | ||
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| + | Check his shirt press | ||
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| + | Peter's Dry Cleaner's | ||
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| + | Yeah I know! | ||
Current revision as of 18:55, 19 September 2006
A song based on a conversation with Garald S Kirk, age 18 month.
I open the covers,
The pages do shine,
Your life John Major,
Shall soon be mine...
(Gary cackles)
I've got a mask...
Sophie Kerrigan!?
You what?!
Get Ahhht!
Shat in my bath!
Laugh out Loud
Did you hear?
Catherine Tate!
(Throws Photographs)
Jason Tigwell!
Wanking and Playstation?
No, I don't have a Playstation!
Well I do.
THe Radio!
I am forbidden to touch.
I won twelve pizzas!
Mohammed Burton!
My uncle
Check his shirt press
Peter's Dry Cleaner's
Yeah I know!
