Paige Page
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- | When questioned about his | + | When questioned about his daughter the great [[Nathan Page]] replied " I really don't care" and "There is nothing to tell" before adding "Shut up all of you!". |
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+ | However it has emerged that Paige Page is indeed real and exists, born as a result of Nathan's run in with The Fire Demon, he disowned her for fear of the secret getting out and also because she is ginger. Just looking at her sends the great bassists into crazy fits of regret and proceeds to scream "You are not my daughter!". She has dyed her hair however, which has led to numerous sightings in public with her father and she can sometimes be seen on tour with The Counts, as Nicholaus' stylist. |
Current revision as of 11:58, 10 September 2006
When questioned about his daughter the great Nathan Page replied " I really don't care" and "There is nothing to tell" before adding "Shut up all of you!".
However it has emerged that Paige Page is indeed real and exists, born as a result of Nathan's run in with The Fire Demon, he disowned her for fear of the secret getting out and also because she is ginger. Just looking at her sends the great bassists into crazy fits of regret and proceeds to scream "You are not my daughter!". She has dyed her hair however, which has led to numerous sightings in public with her father and she can sometimes be seen on tour with The Counts, as Nicholaus' stylist.