A Peanut Foot December

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As if Xmas wasn't generic enough. Watch!

Cast: Peanut Foot, Eyeball Ball, Cupcake Man, Mr. Anybody, Smarty Pants, Carrot Foot, Mrs. Bunion, Mr. Blood, The Grinch

Running Time: 2:41

Locations: A field (snow), A room, A house (outside), Another house (outside), Jail, Peanut Foot's House

Page Title: Sponsored by Dolly Madison!

[edit] Transcript

{On a black screen. "SPECIAL" appears in purple text and rotates in the center of the screen. Cut to the field. It's covered in snow and a large cloud is hanging above it, casting snowflakes onto the ground.}

{on the screen} A Peanut Foot December

{on the screen} Written and Created by Asher and friends

{on the screen} Voices by Asher and his friends

{on the screen} Enjoy the show.

{Peanut Foot enters from the left and walks through the snowdrift. Cut to Eyeball Ball, who walks through the screen and is hit by a snowball from the right. Eyeball Ball gets mad and exits off to the right. Cut to Cupcake Man. Eyeball Ball walks up to Cupcake Man and points a finger at him.}

EYEBALL BALL: Did you throw that snowball at me?

CUPCAKE MAN: Me? Of course not.

{Eyeball Ball punches Cupcake Man and gives him a bloody nose. Cupcake Man throws a snowball at Eyeball Ball which knocks him down. Cupcake Man exits off to the right, and Eyeball Ball gets up and follows. Cut to a light pole in the field. Mr. Anybody has his enormous tongue stuck to the pole.}

MR. ANYBODY: Help me!

{The blue sky behind the field fades to black as night falls. Cut to a room, where a computer is sitting on the floor. The words, "Booting up..." are scrolling across it. Cut back to the snow-covered field, at the light pole scene. Mr. Anybody still has his tongue stuck to the metal. Eyeball Ball enters and pokes the pole, which then collapses. Cut to a shot of Smarty Pants.}

SMARTY PANTS: Snowball fight!

{Cut to Eyeball Ball. He jumps up and hits the ground so hard that two snowball fly off in opposite direction. Cut to Peanut Foot, who is hit with one of the snowballs. Cut to Cupcake Man, who is hit with the other snowball. Cupcake Man picks up a snowball from the ground and throws it back to the left. Cut to Carrot Foot, who is rapidly throwing snowballs to the right. The sky darkens and lights up again. Cut to Eyeball Ball, who spins around and exits off to the right. Cut to Eyeball Ball walking. He passes a stone wall and a television set. Cut to Smarty Pants, who is hit with multiple snowballs. He then passes out and jumps off to the left. Cut to a shot of the cliff that is supposedly to the right of the field. Mrs. Bunion enters from the right and goes to the peak of the cliff, while holding a megaphone. Eyeball Ball and Peanut Foot enter from the left, below the cliff.

MRS. BUNION: December will be rid of all holidays, or I will cut the power lines!

{The megaphone disappears and Mrs. Bunion exits to the right, while Eyeball Ball and Peanut Foot exit off to the right. Cut to Mr. Anybody.}

MR. ANYBODY: Merry Christmas!

{Mr. Anybody is crushed with a weight labeled, "BUNION CORP. ACME killing crusher. Cut to the outside of a house. Mrs. Bunion is holding a can of white paint, and then covers the house in the white paint. Cut to another house, where a wreath has been hung on the door. Mrs. Bunion enters from the right and burns the wreath. Cut back to the field. Mr. Anybody is playing with a dreidl. Mrs. Bunion jumps on the dreidl and crushes it with her weight. She then proceeds to knock Mr. Anybody flat with a Stressbuster, then exits off to the left. Cut to Eyeball Ball, who is holding a menorah. Mrs. Bunion enters from the right and takes the menorah, then exits off the right. Cut to a shot of the same computer as in the room before, but this time it's sitting in the middle of the field. Cut to a shot of Onion Foot (as his police officer job) and Mrs. Bunion.}

ONION FOOT: Ma'am, you're going to jail.

{The pair then exit off the left. Cut to Cupcake Man}

CUPCAKE MAN: So ends the major plotline to our story. What do we do now?

{Cut to Mr. Anybody, who has a boombox beside him. He turns the boombox on and begins to rock to the music. Cut to Mr. Blood, who has a small keyboard. He plays Jingle Bells on the keyboard. Cut to Mr. Anybody, still rocking to the music. The boombox has disappeared. Cut back to the light pole. Peanut Foot is standing beside it, and is hit with a snowball. Cut to a jail for "Holiday Stealers". The Grinch is already in there, and Mrs. Bunion enters it. Black out. Cut to Eyeball Ball for about half a second. Cut to Mr. Blood.}

MR. BLOOD: Happy holidays!

{Cut to Peanut Foot's house, where Peanut Foot is standing beside the window.}

PEANUT FOOT: Gather 'round, everyone.

{Eyeball Ball and Smarty Pants enter the scene.}

PEANUT FOOT, EYEBALL BALL, SMARTY PANTS: {off-sync} Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, HEY!

{Cut to Cupcake Man in the Field}

CUPCAKE MAN: Happy Holidays, everyone!

{The sky turns to night. Roll credits}

[edit] Notes

• This cartoon embarrasses Asher.

[edit] References

• The Grinch is the main character from Dr. Seuss (Ted Geisel)'s book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, where the Grinch tries to steal the holiday.