Staplers in the Night
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Cast: Derrek MacKnox, Orville Smith, Thomas MacKnox, Janice MacKnox, Mr. Whiskers, Leroy Jennings, Charles Jennings, Bob Spatel, The Staplers, Margaret Unoparola, Brenda Roberts, Jimothy Muller, Steakhouse Guy
Running Time: 7:00
Locations: Sidewalk, MacKnox House, Mayor's Office, Schoolyard, Classroom
Page Title: Staplers in the Night!
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Transcript
(a foot steps on a bag of Funyuns which moves across the screen to reveal Derrek walking down the street, cut to front view of Derrek)
DERREK: Huh, Banjo City. Why would anyone name an entire city after banjos?
ORVILLE: {walks in} Well son, I can answer that! You see, when the founders of this town moved away from Indianapolis in 1950, they were obsessed with banjos for some reason I do not know. And so they started a town. They were prob'ly insane. And they started a town and they named it Banjo City, even though it has no suburbs and it's twenty miles from all other civilizations.
DERREK: That makes absolutely no sense.
ORVILLE: Don't you sass back at me, you young whippersnapper! {hits Derrek over the head with a banjo}
DERREK: Augh!
(cue intro)
(cut to MacKnox house, doorbell rings)
DERREK: Here comes the welcome wagon!
TOM: {runs through living room, opens door}
ORVILLE: Hello there, neighbors! {holds out hunk of tinfoil} Would you like a plump, Christmas goose?
TOM: Um... Okay... {takes hunk of tinfoil, unwraps it to reveal a potato with "GOOSE" carved into it}
JANICE: Who was it, Tom?
TOM: Oh, just the neighbors, Janice. They gave us a plump Christmas potato.
(cut to dinner table)
DERREK: Uh...
JANICE: Derrek, just eat your goose.
MR. WHISKERS: {walks in, meows}
DERREK: We need to feed Mr. Whiskers.
TOM: {hops out of chair, runs out of the room} I'm going out to look for work now! {opens and closes the door offscreen}
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Notes
- "Staplers in the Night" is a parody of "Strangers in the Night".
- This is the only episode that doesn't actually have a plot.
Easter Eggs
- During the intro sequence, click Orville to see a redone version of the opening scene.
- During the intro sequence, put your mouse over and press your mouse down on Jim's Nintendo DS to see different things take its place.
- At the end, click the banjo to hear Derrek's debut album.
