Editing Staplers in the Night

[[Image:Banjo1.png|200px|thumb|First of many.]]

'''Cast:''' [[Derrek MacKnox]], [[Orville Smith]], [[Thomas MacKnox]], [[Janice MacKnox]], [[Mr. Whiskers]], [[Leroy Jennings]], [[Charles Jennings]], [[Bob Spatel]], The Staplers, [[Margaret Unoparola]], [[Brenda Roberts]], [[Jimothy Muller]], Steakhouse Guy

'''Running Time:''' 7:00

'''Locations:''' [[Sidewalk]], [[MacKnox House]], [[Mayor's Office]], [[Schoolyard]], [[Classroom]]

'''Page Title:''' Staplers in the Night!

== Transcript ==
''(a foot steps on a bag of Funyuns which moves across the screen to reveal Derrek walking down the street, cut to front view of Derrek)''

'''DERREK:''' Huh, Banjo City. Why would anyone name an entire city after banjos?

'''ORVILLE:''' ''{walks in}'' Well son, I can answer that! You see, when the founders of this town moved away from Indianapolis in 1950, they were obsessed with banjos for some reason I do not know. And so they started a town. They were prob'ly insane. And they started a town and they named it Banjo City, even though it has no suburbs and it's twenty miles from all other civilizations.

'''DERREK:''' That makes absolutely no sense.

'''ORVILLE:''' Don't you sass back at me, you young whippersnapper! ''{hits Derrek over the head with a banjo}''

'''DERREK:''' Augh!

''(cue intro)''

''(cut to MacKnox house, doorbell rings)''

'''DERREK:''' Here comes the welcome wagon!

'''TOM:''' ''{runs through living room, opens door}''

'''ORVILLE:''' Hello there, neighbors! ''{holds out hunk of tinfoil}'' Would you like a plump, Christmas goose?

'''TOM:''' Um... Okay... ''{takes hunk of tinfoil, unwraps it to reveal a potato with "GOOSE" carved into it}''

'''JANICE:''' Who was it, Tom?

'''TOM:''' Oh, just the neighbors, Janice. They gave us a plump Christmas potato.

''(cut to dinner table)''

'''DERREK:''' Uh...

'''JANICE:''' Derrek, just eat your goose.

'''MR. WHISKERS:''' ''{walks in, meows}''

'''DERREK:''' We need to feed Mr. Whiskers.

'''TOM:''' ''{hops out of chair, runs out of the room}'' I'm going out to look for work now! ''{opens and closes the door offscreen}''

''(cut to zoom in of mayor's office, cut to inside)''

'''LEROY:''' ''{waves}'' Hey there, son. Welcome to my workplace! Now son, ''{points to stapler}'' this is a stapler.

'''CHARLES:''' I know what a stapler is, Dad.

'''LEROY:''' Now staplers can be very handy tools or they can cost you the use of your legs. ''{holds hand up to mouth}'' Bob, come here and show my son what happened to you in the stapler mishap.

''(pan to Bob standing on knees)''

'''BOB:''' Using me as a means of safety education makes me uncomfortable in my working environment.

''(pan back to Leroy)''

'''LEROY:''' ''{sighs}'' I need a new assistant. Things just haven't been the same since your accident, Bob. I wish life were like one of those sitcoms where you say something like, "I need a new assistant," and one just shows up, you know? ''{sighs}'' Man, I need a new assistant.

'''TOM:''' ''{opens door}'' Hi, I'm here to inquire about your "Assistant wanted" sign.

'''LEROY:''' ''{holds out documents}'' Ooh, fantastic! Sign here, here, here and here!


{{stub}}


== Notes ==
*"Staplers in the Night" is a parody of "Strangers in the Night".
*This is the only episode that doesn't actually have a plot.

== Easter Eggs ==
*During the intro sequence, click Orville to see a redone version of the opening scene.
*During the intro sequence, put your mouse over and press your mouse down on Jim's Nintendo DS to see different things take its place.
*At the end, click the banjo to hear Derrek's debut album.

== External Links ==
[http://www.peanutfoot.net/banjo1.html Watch Staplers in the Night]
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 [[Image:Banjo1.png|200px|thumb|First of many.]]
-'''Cast:''' [[Derrek MacKnox]], [[Orville Smith]], [[Tom MacKnox]], [[Janice MacKnox]], [[Mr. Whiskers]], [[Leroy Jennings]], [[Charles Jennings]], [[Bob Spatel]], The Staplers, [[Margaret Unoparola]], [[Brenda Roberts]], [[Jim Muller]], Steakhouse Guy
+'''Cast:''' [[Derrek MacKnox]], [[Orville Smith]], [[Thomas MacKnox]], [[Janice MacKnox]], [[Mr. Whiskers]], [[Leroy Jennings]], [[Charles Jennings]], [[Bob Spatel]], The Staplers, [[Margaret Unoparola]], [[Brenda Roberts]], [[Jimothy Muller]], Steakhouse Guy
 '''Running Time:''' 7:00
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 ''(pan back to Leroy)''
-'''LEROY:''' ''{sighs}'' I need a new assistant. Things just haven't been the same since your accident, Bob. Too bad life's not like one of those sitcoms, you know, where you say something like, "I need a new assistant," you know, and one just shows up, you know? Too bad life's not like that. Man, I need a new assistant.
+'''LEROY:''' ''{sighs}'' I need a new assistant. Things just haven't been the same since your accident, Bob. I wish life were like one of those sitcoms where you say something like, "I need a new assistant," and one just shows up, you know? ''{sighs}'' Man, I need a new assistant.
 '''TOM:''' ''{opens door}'' Hi, I'm here to inquire about your "Assistant wanted" sign.
-'''LEROY:''' ''{holds out documents}'' Ooh, fantastic! Sign here, sign here, here, here, here and possibly here!
+'''LEROY:''' ''{holds out documents}'' Ooh, fantastic! Sign here, here, here and here!
-'''BOB:''' ''{offscreen}'' Um... Could I get a slight raise considering that my calves are stapled to my thighs?
-'''LEROY:''' Hush Bob.
+{{stub}}
-''(cut to stars and moon with lettering reading LATER THAT NIGHT, comet hits moon and moon falls, cut to Charles' closet, staplers come out and crowd around Charles' bed)''
-'''CHARLES:''' What do you- What do you want from me?
-'''STAPLERS:''' We want your legs!
-'''CHARLES:''' AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE! ''{pulls blanket up over head}''
-''(cut to school, then classroom)''
-'''ORVILLE:''' Hello, class! I am your teacher, Orville Smith. We'll be starting today's lesson momentarily. I just have to staple together a few documents.
-'''CHARLES:''' Staple? Staple?! Staplers! Staplers everywhere! AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE! ''(runs out of room)''
-'''MARGARET:''' Heh.
-'''ORVILLE:''' Let's see... I'll need two students to go and get 'im. Let's see... Uh... Derrek and, uh... Jim! You go get 'im and bring 'im back and, uh... all will be well.
-''(cut to schoolyard, Charles has climbed the flagpole)''
-'''DERREK:''' Aw, man, how are we gonna get him down from the flagpole?!
-'''JIM:''' Don't worry, I'm an expert negotiator. ''(shouting up to Charles)'' I think you should come down, lest you freeze yourself at such heights.
-'''CHARLES:''' If I come down, the- the staplers will get me!
-'''DERREK:''' Staplers?
-'''JIM:''' Don't worry, I will catch you and protect you from the staplers.
-''(Charles falls, screaming, Derrek and Jim cover their eyes)''
-'''JIM:''' That didn't go very well.
-'''DERREK:''' ''(as Charles gets up, hunched over)'' Whoa, are you okay?
-'''CHARLES:''' Um... hold on a second... ''(bend back into upright position, a loud cracking noise is heard)'' Yeah, I'll be fine. ''(exits)''
-'''JIM:''' Sorry about that, Charles.
-'''CHARLES:''' ''(offscreen)'' Oh, no problem.
-'''DERREK:''' Um... Why didn't you catch that guy back there?
-'''JIM:''' I forgot.
-'''DERREK:''' You forgot?
-'''JIM:''' Yep.
-'''DERREK:''' Okay.
-''(cut to Janice sleeping as a clock ticks and someone hums the Jeopardy theme, cut to mayor's office where Tom has inexplicably turned into a dwarf with dilated pupils)''
-'''LEROY:''' Okay. Your mission today is to get me a slurpee from the 6 Ten five blocks that way. ''{points}'' You have... oh... twenty minutes. Now! Go! Go! Go! Go!
-''(TWENTY MINUTES LATER)''
-'''LEROY:''' Okay, now you just sit down and do paperwork. Bob used to do everything around here until his calves got stapled to his thighs. Now he's just my full-time secretary. ''{goes to drink slurpee}''
-''(cut to MacKnox house)''
-'''JANICE:''' Alright, everyone. To celebrate our first day of true productivity, I wanted to take us out to a nice restaurant. Unfortunately, they don't have those in this town. The closest thing is the Flaming Rump Steakhouse.
-'''DERREK:''' Eugh!
-''{cut to the Flaming Rump Steakhouse}''
-'''STEAKHOUSE GUY:''' Hello. Welcome to the steakhouse. Smoking or non-smoking?
-'''JANICE:''' Non-smoking, please.
-'''STEAKHOUSE GUY:''' Okay. ''(opens door, giant plume of smoke comes out)''
-'''DERREK:''' ''(coughs)'' I thought you said that was non-smoking!
-'''STEAKHOUSE GUY:''' Well you don't see the room on fire, now do you?!
-''(cut to Derrek in bed, Janice is peering through doorway)''
-'''JANICE:''' Goodnight, Derrek. Hope you had a good first day.
-'''DERREK:''' Yeah... Hey, Mom, could you check my closet for staplers?
-'''JANICE:''' Derrek, there are no staplers in your closet. Go to sleep. ''{shuts door, Derrek looks worried}''
-''(cue credits)''
 == Notes ==
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 *During the intro sequence, click Orville to see a redone version of the opening scene.
 *During the intro sequence, put your mouse over and press your mouse down on Jim's Nintendo DS to see different things take its place.
-*When Janice is talking about the Flaming Rump Steakhouse, click Tom's pupils to see an ad for it.
 *At the end, click the banjo to hear Derrek's debut album.
 == External Links ==
 [http://www.peanutfoot.net/banjo1.html Watch Staplers in the Night]
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-[[Category:Red State Banjo Films]]