Brendan Boehr

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Brendan Boehr

Information

  • Christian Name: Brendan Boehr
  • Alias: Hive Tool, Brother Boehr, Boehr Himself
  • Height: 5'6"
  • Weight:130 Lbs (i think, brendan, change it and take this note out)
  • Known Group Affiliation:

Personality and Talent

Brendan should be considered bearded and dangerous. his shortness of stature and his disarming smile have made many fall victim to his charms and puppets to his various schemes.

History

The only human known to be born with a full beard, Brendan was able to buy all of his friends beer at the tender age of 12, this made him a natural leader and general friend to all. but with great power comes great responsibility, for Brendan can never shave his beard off. he tried once, and with in 1 hour, the beard was back and 3 men across town were dead, just dead, BAM, fell over, stone dead. Some say that it was the explosion of natural gas but we know the truth, it was the beard. he took this power in high school and became the president of Winkler School, and insisted that everybody called him El Presidante. He modeled his rule after his life long idol, Fedel Castro. he began to wear a green bandana and army fatigues to school. never seen without a cigar in his mouth, any teachers who complained were "transfered to other schools". few opposed him because the school was safe and because everybody enjoyed free education, the literacy rate of the school went through the roof. hailed as one of the greatest president the school has ever had, he burnt it to the ground once he graduated so that he could keep that title.

Considered by some (including himself) as the undeclared leader of the Terrorist organization known as The Pepper Cascade,

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