Kristyn Stiltbreaker
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| - | Raised by a band of roving Badgers in the far north of Manitoba, | + | Raised by a band of roving Badgers in the far north of Manitoba, Kristyn was found by a loving couple when she was approximately 4 years old (by dental maturity). While efforts were made to socialize her normally, she still likes to dwell underground during the winter months and has a hefty thirst for badger milk. Put through the public school system, her badger-like tenacity and aggression kept her safe; but it is also because of this aggression that her parents had to keep moving around, roving if you will, to find schools that would take her. She is first recorded in Morden, Manitoba, in 2000, where she was rude and snobby to members of the green eyed posse. |
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| + | In 2002 [[Brendan Boehr]] threw a chicken finger at Kristyn, striking up a fast friendship. At this time posts by "Kristyn" first began appearing on the Pepper Board. The friendship of Boehr and Stiltbreaker was put to the test when Boehr was accused of eating her lunch, which consisted of a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich and a tin of badger milk. A formal apology was never issued by Boehr. In fact he added insult to injury by reportedly pouring out the last of the milk. The two did not speak for several years. But then they did. As of 2005, both Boehr and Stiltbreaker are sworn to [[seppuku]] if they ever find themselves in a position to hurt one another again. Brendan stays away from Kristyn's badger milk, and Kristyn stays away from Brendan's | ||
Her Natural tenacity and her reclusive nature made her a perfect candidate to join the terrorist group. She became one of the prominent members after moving in with [[Allison Nelson]]. allison fostered kristyn's love of writing by getting her to write pithy blogs and pamphlets to get people interested in joining the pepper cascade. With her at the propaganda wheel, the groups numbers boomed to 40 members. | Her Natural tenacity and her reclusive nature made her a perfect candidate to join the terrorist group. She became one of the prominent members after moving in with [[Allison Nelson]]. allison fostered kristyn's love of writing by getting her to write pithy blogs and pamphlets to get people interested in joining the pepper cascade. With her at the propaganda wheel, the groups numbers boomed to 40 members. | ||
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Kristyn Stiltbreaker
Information
- Christian Name: Unknown
- Alias: Kristyn Stiltbreaker, Crazy Kristyn the Cat Lady,
- Height: 5'6"
- Weight: Unknown (The last man to ask is now 6 feet under)
- Age: Unknown, but theorists have used her hobbies and inclinations to place her around approximately 75 years of age.
- Known Group Affiliations: None
Personality and Talents
Should be considered armed with a cat and dangerous.
History
Raised by a band of roving Badgers in the far north of Manitoba, Kristyn was found by a loving couple when she was approximately 4 years old (by dental maturity). While efforts were made to socialize her normally, she still likes to dwell underground during the winter months and has a hefty thirst for badger milk. Put through the public school system, her badger-like tenacity and aggression kept her safe; but it is also because of this aggression that her parents had to keep moving around, roving if you will, to find schools that would take her. She is first recorded in Morden, Manitoba, in 2000, where she was rude and snobby to members of the green eyed posse.
In 2002 Brendan Boehr threw a chicken finger at Kristyn, striking up a fast friendship. At this time posts by "Kristyn" first began appearing on the Pepper Board. The friendship of Boehr and Stiltbreaker was put to the test when Boehr was accused of eating her lunch, which consisted of a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich and a tin of badger milk. A formal apology was never issued by Boehr. In fact he added insult to injury by reportedly pouring out the last of the milk. The two did not speak for several years. But then they did. As of 2005, both Boehr and Stiltbreaker are sworn to seppuku if they ever find themselves in a position to hurt one another again. Brendan stays away from Kristyn's badger milk, and Kristyn stays away from Brendan's
Her Natural tenacity and her reclusive nature made her a perfect candidate to join the terrorist group. She became one of the prominent members after moving in with Allison Nelson. allison fostered kristyn's love of writing by getting her to write pithy blogs and pamphlets to get people interested in joining the pepper cascade. With her at the propaganda wheel, the groups numbers boomed to 40 members.
