Brendan Boehr
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*Christian Name: Brendan Boehr | *Christian Name: Brendan Boehr | ||
| - | *Alias: | + | *Alias: Hivetool, Brother Boehr, Boehr Himself, Boehronymous |
| - | *Height: 5' | + | *Height: 5'8" |
| - | *Weight: | + | *Weight:155 lbs (hah do i look that small?) |
*Known Group Affiliation: | *Known Group Affiliation: | ||
=== Personality and Talent=== | === Personality and Talent=== | ||
Revision as of 00:16, 13 March 2008
- Christian Name: Brendan Boehr
- Alias: Hivetool, Brother Boehr, Boehr Himself, Boehronymous
- Height: 5'8"
- Weight:155 lbs (hah do i look that small?)
- Known Group Affiliation:
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Personality and Talent
Brendan should be considered bearded and dangerous. his shortness of stature and his disarming smile have made many fall victim to his charms and puppets to his various schemes.
Personal History
High School Years
Known political extremist, Alex Wiechern, included the following statement about Brendan in his best-seller memoirs:
The only human known to be born with a full beard, Brendan was able to buy all of his friends beer at the tender age of 12, this made him a natural leader and general friend to all. but with great power comes great responsibility, for Brendan can never shave his beard off. he tried once, and with in 1 hour, the beard was back and 3 men across town were dead, just dead, BAM, fell over, stone dead. Some say that it was the explosion of natural gas but we know the truth, it was the beard. he took this power in high school and became the president of Winkler School, and insisted that everybody called him El Presidante. He modeled his rule after his life long idol, Fedel Castro. he began to wear a green bandana and army fatigues to school. never seen without a cigar in his mouth, any teachers who complained were "transfered to other schools". few opposed him because the school was safe and because everybody enjoyed free education, the literacy rate of the school went through the roof. hailed as one of the greatest president the school has ever had, he burnt it to the ground once he graduated so that he could keep that title.
Academia
At 19 years old, Brendan Boehr was the youngest man to obtain an accredited doctorate in Neobiumphysioptology, from MIT in 1988. But because Neobiumphysioptology had been an unknown field before his 1997 undergraduate paper, Lesser Photonic Pellets and the Ulterior Ursus Quanta, some Pepper Theorists question the degree of prestige awarded to him. However, his popularity among academic circles assures that his theories, such as his theory on multidementional comet paramalsia (entitled "Galacta Neotronic Megasphere Theory"), will remain in the textbooks for many decades to come.
His rise to fame attracted the attention of The Red State, who offered him a luxurious position in their R&D department during the ceremony where boehr received his honorary Neobiumphysioptology degree. Boehr accepted and soon became the senior scientist at The Red State, working primarily on his Galacta Neotronic Megasphere Theory.
Falling Out
For reasons still unknown, Boehr disappeared from The Red State sometime during the summer of 1992. Some Pepper Theorists believe that he has joined the Pepper Permutation but they have not revealed their evidence.
Boehr is considered by some to be the undeclared leader of the Terrorist organization known as The Pepper Cascade, but Boehr remains elusive and has not revealed any association with The Pepper Cascade or publicly endorsed their activities.
