User talk:M.Tyson

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I don't care that you're new, be mature! Darth Oompa Loompa 19:05, 2 March 2008 (EST) I'll splatter my blood and innards on you anytime. AnitaGofforadump 19:09, 2 March 2008 (EST)

    • Yeh men, you right. hope not Oompa Loompa Mad for me. we kool now? I gife you youserboxes men me and anitA. Pease! M.Tyson 19:39, 2 March 2008 (EST)

Don't sign your name on talkpages. Fix your grammar. Darth Oompa Loompa 12:55, 3 March 2008 (EST)

''Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do''
You're a stupid wanker, twat! Eat shit! 86.148.112.124 13:28, 4 March 2008 (EST)

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M.Tyson, do not edit DarthOompaLoompa's userpage again. put messages to him on his talkpage. this is your final warning on the subject. AdminHoffinator 13:54, 4 March 2008 (EST)

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