Jupiter

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Jupiter
Position:	5th from sun, unless you count Planet X
Moons:	Too many to count. Io and Callisto are two of them
God of:	Lightning! And all the other gods!
"Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."

Jupiter is the largest planet in the world.

[edit] Geography

Jupiter is a gas giant, and if you were to walk on it, you would be crushed. It also has a "Great Red Spot," which may never be called "Big" or "Giant," and definitely not the "Huge Crimson Blemish."

[edit] Respective size

If you had the head of a pin to represent earth, and you placed it in the center of a football field, you would have to take a basketball, drive all the way to Cape Canaveral, board a space shuttle, and fly to Jupiter itself. Only then would you be able to comprehend the disparity between earth's tininess and Jupiter's very manly gigantitude.