Jupiter
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| Position | |
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| 5th from sun, unless you count Planet X: | Moons |
| Too many to count. Io and Callisto are two of them: | God of |
| Lightning! And all the other gods!: | "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." |
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Jupiter is the largest planet in the world.
Geography
Jupiter is a gas giant, and if you were to walk on it, you would be crushed. It also has a "Great Red Spot," which may never be called "Big" or "Giant," and definitely not the "Huge Crimson Blemish."
Respective size
If you had the head of a pin to represent earth, and you placed it in the center of a football field, you would have to take a basketball, drive all the way to Cape Canaveral, board a space shuttle, and fly to Jupiter itself. Only then would you be able to comprehend the disparity between earth's tininess and Jupiter's very manly gigantitude.
