Amit Meena
From Nlsiu Batchof2005
Ragenth terrorising two juniors in the first year....turns to junior no. 2 and asks "what should I do with this f*****??".....junior no. 2: "le lo iski!!"
Junior No. 2 was Meena!!
Famous for that last phrase as well as brilliant ones like "tere baap ka kya jaata hai b********??", Meena endeared himself to his classmates by leading the cricket team to 3 victories in 3 years, unleashing the choicest hindi gaalis to the unsuspecting south indians who got on his wrong side and writing "interesting" stories for seniors in his first year! Meena invited and entertained every law schoolite who went to jaipur and threw in a free guided tour as well! A terrible listener but a wonderful guy, Meena is a friend worth his weight in gold!
With his wavy hair, hazel eyes and dashing good looks, he was often mistaken for Tom Cruise by certain members of the opposite sex! Legend has it that on the eve of Legala or Spiritus, Cupid would drop by to Meena's room and lend him his bow and arrow in exchange for some of the wonderful Mathri and other namkeens Meena would get from home. With such resources at hand and the greatest invention of mankind - the cellphone (that would be the wheel to most of us others but this is Meena we are talking about) and that toothy disarming smile,Meena set about the task of hitting on every girl from MCC and meeting with great success in his endeavours!!
Over the past couple of years, Meena has spoken only a sum total of 1248 (with 300 BCs and 234 MCs) words to the general populace as he has been unable to get away from his cell phone! In addition to having numerous female fans in the junior batch, Meena made friends with just about every senior on campus! Among his many other distinctions, Meena set records for the maximum debt ever accumulated and for the longest loan repayment period ever! Famously, he recieved a letter from a close friend in Bhopal in his second year....the letter was 4 pages long....3 3/4ths of the letter was filled with obscenities and the last line read "Meena MC...paisey lauta!!" He was also one of the culprits in the famous "Dog Murder" in Prabhu's room!
Currently, Meena can be found with his phone taped to his ear at either macha's house or at joy's house.
