Ike
From Nintendofics
Ike (b. December 3rd, 1980-d. August 18th, 2007) is a career criminal and a menace to society.
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Criminal Charges
1987
- August 4th, 1987, set fire to a bagel, arrested with no charge.
- August 6th, 1987, set fire to a bagel, arrested with no charge.
- August 11th, 1987, set fire to a small civics centre, 4 years' prison.
1991
- August 2th, given littering fine.
- August 28th, arrested for failure to pay fine, six months' prison.
1992
- March 1st, speeding ticket.
- March 3rd, arrested for failure to pay speeding ticket, no charge.
- March 6th, second speeding ticket, license revoked.
- March 11th, arrested for driving on probation, 10 years' prison.
2002
- March 12th, murdered Pokemon Trainer.
- March 13th, sentenced to four days' jail.
- March 18th, littering fine, five years' jail.
2007
- January 31st, kidnapped Princess Peach Toadstool.
- April 1st, was sentenced to life in Bowser's dungeon after murdering Link.
- July 22nd, escaped from Bowser's dungeon and murdered a mass amount of Yoshi
- August 18th, was hanged over at Nintendo City Justice Hall
Affiliated Companies
- Cokepsi Ketchup (bankrupt)
- Pepscoke Ketchup (bankrupt)
- WDR FM
