Nick Bate's Text Adventures/Nick/Mission2/Scott
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"Hi, Mister Nick and Uncle Waylon!" Scott shouts out.
"I'm not your uncle," Waylon responds, annoyed.
"Err...why are you under the bed?" Nick asks.
"It's fun under here! And Dad say it'll protect me from the upcoming warfare, or whatever that crazy crap that he said was."
Suspicious? You be the judge.