Nick's Idea of the Perfect Pokémon Game

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Born February 24, 1982, Christian is a fat, stupid, perverted, religious, autistic, basement-dwelling, racist, homophobic, transgender, pedofork, self-proclaimed (ex-) "virgin with rage", and creator of his own skillfully-written as well as skillfully-drawn series of comics starring Sonichu - his supremely insightful crossover of Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. As well as "suffering" from autism, Chris also suffers from a terminal case of unwarranted self-importance, the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping ass. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.

Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC, Christopher Weston Chandler, Christine Chandler, クリスちゃん, Ricardo Weston Chandler, Ian Brandon Anderson, Ian Brannon Something, The Impostor, Sammy, Stupid Fat Faggot, or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a tantrum.

The most notable physical characteristic of Chris, beyond the obvious corpulence, is that he wears a medallion made out of crayola FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC and acrylic paint at all times in homage to his yellow Sonic re-color. In public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shitload of medallions: The blachu, and the "Rosechu" medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Which, of course, he does, because who the fuck would sit around on their fat ass all day coloring-in comic book pages if they had anything better to do with their lives?

Christian's hobbies once included creating My Little Pony figures, including himself as a pony wearing a Sonichu medallion, stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the ground-up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with multiple, racially diverse women, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as "Kimmi"). Now all he does is play PS3 all day, suck copious amounts of cawk, and stuff fast food down his throat.

He also got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains forever more, much like his older brother from Liverpool.

But it gets far worse, dear readers...