Hagurumon Emails/time machine
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The time machine goes haywire, causing several webtoons to fuse into one.
Cast: Nick, Strong Bad, Nikki, Thom
Places: Thom's Bedroom, Macen's Hallway, Arbor Drive, Charismaville, Vladimir's Garage
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[edit] Transcript
{We open to Thom's bedroom. Slowly zoom in on one of his dresser drawers, which is glowing and shooting sparks. The drawer soon flies open, and the broken time machine pops out shortly before "poofing" away. We now cut to a "meanwhile" storyline, where Nick's evil alter-ego (wth the cloak and evil voice) can be seen roaming the hallway in Macen's house.}
NICK: Those security cameras must go. I'm not going to relive "muffins 2".
{Nick spots a camera in the corner of the hall, and smashes it with a sword.}
NICK: That takes care of you...
{Zoom out to show Strong Bad standing right next to him.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa, where'd you get that sword?!
NICK: Uhhh... wha?
STRONG BAD: Man, forget battleaxe lessons, I want some sword lessons. With like, a hot lady-type instructor.
{Nick's clothes mysteriously revert to normal, as does his voice.}
NICK: Yeah, that would be cool. We could get Mandy to teach- WAIT, WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
STRONG BAD: Uhhh... you know, I've been trying to answer that very question myself.
{Nikki pops her head in from the side of the screen, looking a bit panicky.}
NIKKI: Nick, we've got a problem... come look outside.
{Cut to outside Macen's house. Nikki, Nick and Strong Bad are standing on the street, staring at something off-screen.}
NICK: Whoooooaaa...
{Zoom out to an aerial view of Batia, which is now fused together with Free Country, USA and Charismaville. Then cut back.}
NICK: This looks like a sad attempt at a crossover.
{Cut to Nick, Nikki and Strong Bad walking around in Charismaville.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, man. This place is A-W-E-some. Did you guys see that bar?
NICK: Yeah, I saw it. I total saw it, man. I'm just trying to figure out how on earth this happened... Oh, crap! The time machine!
{Cut to Nick rushing into Thom's room, where Thom is computer-ing.}
NICK: KN! What did you do with that time machine?!
THOM: What? Oh, you mean the calculator? Yeah, I stashed it in that dresser over there. Figure I can tell people it looks like Kurt Cobain and sell it on eBay.
{Nick opens the dresser, but the time machine is gone.}
NICK: Uh-oh... this does not look good for Hagurumon Email.
{Cut to Nick, Strong Bad, Nikki and Thom in Vladimir's garage.}
VLADIMIR: I told you not to mess with the time machine!
NICK: You know I don't listen to you.
NIKKI: Well, what're we going to do?
STRONG BAD: I for one, am going to make out with that woman with the hat.
NICK: Yeah, good luck with that. What do you suggest, KN of the Eight Wisdoms?
THOM: The time machine had to go somewhere, so I suggest someone find it. {pause} Not me, of course. I'll be too busy mugging Joel.
NICK: I'm gonna try to get Big Fat Guy to body-slam me.
NIKKI: Why would you want that?
NICK: {eyes water} It's been... my life's dream...
VLADIMIR: You know, this is a serious situation.
NICK: Hey, I'm not complaining. My favorite cartoon characters are all up ons.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, man. Don't mess with retarded cartoon characters. ...wait, what did I mean by that, exactly?
VLADIMIR: See?! Everyone's uncontrollably referencing eachother! If we don't find that time machine soon, more and more webtoons could fuse with our island, until it becomes so crowded it'll implode!
NIKKI: Okay, what do you want us to do, chief?
VLADIMIR: I've made a dimensional transporter that should allow us to travel to other webtoons. But we'll have to manually travel through every single series in existence to find that time machine. If we don't hurry, it will continue to malfunction, transporting alternate universes to our island, then moving on to the next target.
STRONG BAD: It's like it has a mind of its own. Let's kill it.
VLADIMIR: No... if you damage it any further, it will cause the very fabric of reality to be destroyed. It's very possible that we will all be killed in a huge fiery explosion.
STRONG BAD: Okay, fine, Mr. Good-News-Haver. We'll do it your way as soon as I eat this swiss cake roll. {eats a swiss cake roll} Munch... munch... grumble...
NICK: Man, it's like the time machine is Aquachalcum: the Sequel or something.
VLADIMIR: Exactly. That's why you must bring it to me unharmed so I can safely dismantle it and eliminate the risk of destroying the universe. {slowly zoom in on his face as he speaks} This situation must be handled delicately. Billions of lives are at stake here... we must do our best- no, BETTER than our best- to save the entire universe from destruction...
{Zoom back out. Nobody is there.}
VLADIMIR: {sigh} We're all doomed.
{Cut to a "to be continued..." screen}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Inside References
- Nick referred to muffins 2, in which Macen's security cameras catch Nick doing some spying.
- All this chaos was started by the time machine from telegram, which Thom told Waylon and Nick he found in oddities.
- Thom's hatred of Joel also first appeared in "oddities".
[edit] Homestar Runner Lessons
- Strong Bad explained that he's been taking battleaxe lessons in "other days".
- "Uh-oh... this does not look good for Hagurumon Email." references Homestar's line in "50 emails", "Uh-oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner."
- "All up ons" in a reference to "suntan".
[edit] Bonus Stage References
- The "bar" Strong Bad referred to is Elly bar, The House of Blue Screen of Death.
- "Don't mess with retarded cartoon characters" is a reference to Joel's line in "Zombie": "Don't mess with retarded science".
- The Aquachalcum that Nick mentioned is from "The Day The World Did Stuff". It is a material that, if destroyed, apparently destroys the universe.
[edit] They Might Be Giants References
There aren't any today. Wow. That be a miracle.
[edit] Other References
- Nick calling Thom the Eighth Wisdom is a reference to the Seven Wisdoms from Legend of Mana, a PlayStation game.
