Hagurumon Emails/cameo
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Noxigar wants to have a cameo appearance in Hagurumon Emails.
Cast: Nick, Mandy, Simon, Coach Z, Bubs, Noxigar
Places: Mandy's House, Vladimir's Garage, Bubs' Concession Stand, Talk Show Set, Backstage, Nick's Bedroom
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{Open to Nick, Mandy and Simon in Mandy's house.}
NICK: And that's why my mom isn't allowed within a ten mile radius of me.
MANDY: Oh, I see now!
SIMON: Good show.
NICK: Uhh... {looks down at his watch} Oh, crap, I have to check my emails!
SIMON: You have a set time for tha-
NICK: {angrily} Yes Simon I have a set time for that. {normal} Do not question my oddities.
MANDY: You can use my computer, I guess. I just...don't see why... you have a set time for emails...
NICK: Nononono, it's all good.
{Nick presses a button on his watch, making an email appear on the screen.}
subject: no subjectDear Hagurumon,
I kinda like your email show and thought that a cameo would be good for me,
since you've got that King Nintendoid in under an alias.
That Organization XIII Guy,
Noxigar
NICK: Ow, wow, Not-Cigar, I hope you realize KN's not the only cameo on my show. Practically everyone is a friggin' cameo. For example, {points to Mandy and Simon} You may have heard of Shippinator Mandy and Psychosis? Or...well...maybe not Psychosis. {Simon frowns} Not to mention Waylon, aka Discount Brick; Roxy slash Tara, aka TMBGirl; Mike, aka No Toppings; etcetera. Now, there's one thing all these people have in common. They're all my friends whom I instant message all the time. However, that doesn't necessarily stop you from making a cameo appearance. Matter of fact, I think I know a way we could make it happen.
{Cut to Vladimir's garage, where Coach Z is standing. Nick walks in.}
NICK: What exactly are you doing here?
COACH Z: Are you kidding me? This place has some great acourstics! Chekkit out! {holds up a microphone} One two, one two!
NICK: No, let's not. Listen, uhh, Coach, as sorry as I am that there was no track on Here Come The ABCs! named after you, I'm gonna need you to go get Vlad for me.
COACH Z: Oh, that guy? He's tornkering with a karaorke machorne for me.
NICK: Yeah, uhh, you're really overdoing that accent.
COACH Z: {saddened} I know...
{Cut to Bub's Concession Stand. Bubs is standing behind the counter as always.}
BUBS: Come on, everybody! Buy some crap!
{Nick walks up.}
NICK: Yeahno. Hey, I got an anonymous tip from Coach Z that Vladimir's here.
BUBS: Oh, that guy just left. Bought some junk, yes he did.
NICK: I see...
BUBS: And he left some crazy gadget behind. {holds up the broken time machine} Me? I'm reselling it for 300% market value!
NICK: Whoa! It's the time machine! Dudedudedudedude, I MUST HAVE IT.
BUBS: Demand suddenly skyrocketed! Now sellin' at 1000% market value!
NICK: Oh, c'mon!
{Cut to Mandy, Simon and evil Nick standing in front of a tied-up Bubs in Nick's basement.}
NICK: Now that we have this baby, {holds up the time machine} we can save the world and answer my email!
MANDY: Don't you think the world should take priority?
NICK: Man, what has the world ever done for me? Think of all the possibilities...
{Noxigar appears in the room, preceeded by a flash of bright light.}
NOXIGAR: AGGH!
NICK: Hey cool, it worked.
NOXIGAR: Oh, I'm on Hagurumon Emails!
NICK: Indeed you are.
NOXIGAR: Thanks for having me.
NICK: No problem, Nox.
NOXIGAR: Sooo... what happens now?
NICK: Umm, good question. We kinda don't have much of a plot now.
SIMON: We could all have crappy voices and do absolutely nothing, like in Cursive Written Script!
MANDY: No, that's a horrible idea. Let's never do that, ever.
NICK: Yeah, I have to agree, that's not cool. But I do have an idea.
{Cut to Noxigar and not-evil Nick sitting on the set of a talk show. The words "The Nick Bate Show" appear, accompanied by some music. The words fade out.}
NICK: Welcome back to The Nick Bate Show. Here with us today is special guest Noxigar, making a cameo appearance.
NOXIGAR: Hello, audience!
NICK: Actually, we have no audience. {Cut to the audience stands, where nobody but Randy is sitting. Cut back.} And we're not really on TV.
NOXIGAR: Ohh...
NICK: Yeah. So umm, today, for The Nick Bate Show, I'd like to introduce a new segment: "Interview the Host", in which the guests interview the hosts. It's like a role reversal.
NOXIGAR: Okay, uhh... {holds up some cue cards} Nick... I hear that Kentucky Don't Exist. Is this true?
NICK: Abso-posi-lu-ti-te-ve-ly.
NOXIGAR: Okaaaay... moving on... {flips to next cue card} What is your relationship with Mandy the co-host and Simon the severely unpaid intern?
NICK: Well, I can't exactly answer that question due to some legal issues involving a priest, some government documents, and Macen throwing rocks through car windows.
NOXIGAR: Thank you for not sharing. {next cue card} What are your favorite TMBG songs?
NICK: Uhhh, good question. I love all TMBG songs. Well, maybe not all of 'em, I mean, 'cause there's You'll Miss Me and O Do Not Forsake Me... but almost all of 'em. I mean, you gots the classics like They'll Need A Crane, Ana Ng, etcetera... and then you got the newer stuff like Contrecoup, Experimental Film, The Mesopotamians... it's just so hard to choose. It's like asking a hardcore Homestar Runner fan what their favorite Strong Bad Email is.
NOXIGAR: We can all relate to that. {next cue card} Nick is cool and awesome and cool. True or false?
NICK: Three and a half thumbs up!
NOXIGAR: ............yeah.
{Cut to backstage. The talk show theme music is playing again, and Nick walks up to Simon, who is holding a clipboard and wearing a headset.}
SIMON: Nice job. Today's show was great.
NICK: Indeed it was. So, um, did you put brown M&Ms in my dressing room?
SIMON: Yes I did.
NICK: WHAAAAAT?! YOU FOOL, YOU'RE FIRED!
{Cut to Nick in his bedroom, finishing up the email.}
NICK: So in the end...you got your cameo, the time machine mysteriously vanished again, and our show got canceled. Huzzaaaaahhhh...oh wait...that sucks...
{"The end" appears on his laptop.}
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[edit] Commentary
You may be wondering how on earth my watch has email-checkin' functions. Well, it dates back to The Nick Team, my first ever series. Shortly before being canceled altogether, I made some changes to the series to make it better and less copyright infringe-y. One of my new ideas was that everybody had these watches that double as like, cell phones, computers, etcetera. So then I carried it over to my new series. And another thing I'd like to say, I hope the joke aboot "Coach Z" being a track on Here Come The ABCs! was pure genius, but it probably wasn't. But you have to admit, that would've been hilarious. And, uhh, I haven't the faintest clue how or why I have a talk show. But I think the "legal issues" had something to do with, like, a wedding... that Macen ruins... by throwing rocks through the car windows... you know, those cars that people are all the time writing "JUST MARRIED" on the back of? Yeah, I dunno. I really have no intention to drive a car. Ever. SO STOP SUGGESTING IT, DAD! Oh, and I believe it is indeed possible to hold up half of a thumb. Like... you take your thumb and only lift it halfway. But then you'd still need two extra thumbs... so I don't know how that works out. And, uh, the thing with the brown M&Ms is a reference to something I saw on Snopes this one time. Though really I shouldn't be on that site because it scares me and I can't sleep after reading it. This is Nick Bate, signing oooooouuuuuut! ~Nick 12:33, 12 June 2007 (EDT)
